Erinn Hayes credited as playing...
Elizabeth
- Dr. Taylor Wood: Ted, is there something you feel your wife needs to hear from you?
- Ted: Yeah. Totally.
- [turns to Elizabeth]
- Ted: We love you guys.
- Bill: Aww, that is good, dude!
- Dr. Taylor Wood: In a way, yes. I mean, it is great to feel loved. But do you understand how that might sound strange to your wives? I'll shoot this at Bill.
- Bill: No. I mean, we love 'em.
- Dr. Taylor Wood: Oh. "We love them."
- Bill: Yeah.
- Ted: Yeah, we do.
- Dr. Taylor Wood: Okay. It's the "we" part. Um... Ted, can you say the same thing, but instead of "we", say "I" in the sentence?
- Ted: Oh. Yeah. Of course.
- [turns back to Elizabeth]
- Ted: Elizabeth?
- Elizabeth: Yes?
- Ted: I and Bill love you and Joanna.
- Elizabeth: [chagrinned] Okay.
- Bill: [whispering] Dude, with all due respect, I don't think you're quite getting this.
- Ted: [whispering] Go for it, dude.
- Bill: Okay. I'm gonna do one.
- Dr. Taylor Wood: Yes. Go for it, dude.
- Bill: Okay.
- [turns to Joanna, clears his throat, and takes a deep breath]
- Bill: Joanna?
- Joanna: Mmm-hmm?
- Bill: From the very, very bottom of I and Ted's hearts, I and Ted totally love and worship you and Elizabeth.
- [pause]
- Ted: Perfect, dude.
- Bill: Awesome, dude, thanks.