Jeff Dunham: Beside Himself (2019 TV Special)

Jeff Dunham: Self, Walter, Larry, Bubba J, Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Quotes 

• Peanut : [to Jeff]  How come me and the other guys all speak perfectly, but you keep screwing up? Dude, it's like you had a stroke, and then you stuttered. Oh, now that would be funny as hell.

  Jeff Dunham : What?

  Peanut : A stuttering ventriloquist? We would never get anything done! You couldn't even get out the most basic of jokes.

• Peanut : Are you doing anything to make this world a better place?

  Jeff Dunham : I make folks laugh.

  Peanut : No, I make folks laugh. You are just my caddie.

  Jeff Dunham : Caddie? And what am I carrying?

  Peanut : Me, in the suitcase.

• Jeff Dunham : Walter, you realize I try to keep this show PG-13ish?

  Walter : Well, we're well into the ish.