Burn Notice (TV Series)

Double Booked (2008)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

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Quotes 

• Larry Sizemore : Wow. Been a while, been a while. And you look... great.

  Sam Axe : You, too, Larry. Very youthful. Still drinking the blood of children?

• Sam Axe : [Referring to Larry]  He's got a weird thing for you.

  Michael Westen : That's 'cause he doesn't have any friends.

  Sam Axe : That's because he's killed most of 'em, Mike.

• Michael Westen : That's Bill Johnson's house.

  Sam Axe : [Sarcastically]  Yeah, that gets funnier every time.

• Sam Axe : So, Mike, this is, what, the tenth Bill we've looked at. I need a break, man.

  Michael Westen : You made me buy you a beer after Bill #8.

  Sam Axe : Yeah?

  Michael Westen : So, I'll buy you another beer if you do the honors.

  Sam Axe : [sighs]  OK, deal.

  [Sam picks up a garbage bag, which bursts, spattering him with foulness] 

  Sam Axe : Oh! Oh, come on! OK, that's two rounds, Mike!

• Sam Axe : That's the military jacket on our favorite Bill Johnson. Buddy of mine pulled it in exchange for some "Sam time."

  [Michael stares at Sam; Sam laughs] 

  Sam Axe : Not all my buddies are guys!

  Michael Westen : Your methods, your business, Sam.

• Sam Axe : Mike, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but it sounds like you aren't the only person Drew hired to kille Jeannie.

• Fiona Glenanne : He just sprayed Jeannie's fork with something.

  Sam Axe : That's probably Atropine. You might want to tell Jeannie she's about to have a heart attack.

• Michael Westen : I have to go do a job... with Larry.

  Sam Axe : Larry? Dead Larry?

  [laughs] 

  Sam Axe : Oh man, I hated that guy!

  Michael Westen : He's alive.

  Sam Axe : [sobers]  Okay, I hate him, present tense. He's a bad influence, Mike, you're not really working with him, are you?

  Michael Westen : I'm not working with him, I'm working against him.

  Sam Axe : Well, in that case, can I help?

• [Waiting in the back of Campbell's ambulance, Sam checks his pistol] 

  Campbell : [sarcastic]  So, you a soil scientist, too?

  Sam Axe : Oh, yeah. Big time.

• Female EMT : Where to, Sam?

  Sam Axe : [grins]  Anywhere you want, buddy.