Burn Notice (TV Series)

Double Booked (2008)

Tim Matheson: Larry Sizemore

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Quotes 

• Larry Sizemore : Hey, back of the line, pal!

  Michael Westen : I... Larry...? Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're dead.

  Larry Sizemore : [Chuckles]  OK, you're wrong. Just don't tell my ex-wife.

  [the picture freezes, and a caption identifies him as "Larry: Undead Spy"] 

• Larry Sizemore : [produces a photograph]  Jeannie Anderson: she is our next "dead-ee"! That's my term; it's trademarked.

• Larry Sizemore : Wow. Been a while, been a while. And you look... great.

  Sam Axe : You, too, Larry. Very youthful. Still drinking the blood of children?

• Michael Westen : You want me for a job?

  Larry Sizemore : [laughing]  Yes! I wanna pay you a lot of money... to kill a lady.

• Michael Westen : Murder for hire. Civilians.

  Larry Sizemore : Don't pretend you're some kind of Boy Scout, Michael. I know better.

  Michael Westen : I don't know about this thing. It's a slippery slope.

  Larry Sizemore : Well, slippery slopes can be kinda fun... like water slides!

• Larry Sizemore : Oh, and, Michael, I just wanna tell you what I tell all my clients: Keep your nose clean. If a cop comes within a mile of this, I kill everybody. And you know me: I mean... everybody.

• Larry Sizemore : I feel a cleansing rash of heart attacks coming on!

• Larry Sizemore : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just listen. I wanna repitch my idea, and in case you don't remember, the outline is, "Let's kill everyone."

• Larry Sizemore : You know, the last guy who cost me a bunch of money didn't tell me about it with a smile on his face.

  Michael Westen : Larry, you're looking at it all wrong. I didn't cost you a bunch of money, I saved you a lot of hassle. This way, you're not going to have to kill four or five people.

  Larry Sizemore : Four or five people. What is that?

  Michael Westen : Well, that is something.

  Larry Sizemore : If you say so, Michael.

• Larry Sizemore : [to Drew, whom he is using as a human shield]  Do you think he'll shoot you? Because I would shoot you.

• [repeated line] 

  Larry Sizemore : Some people live, some people die.

• Larry Sizemore : And a dump truck... wow, I wish I could have seen that!

  [laughs] 

  Larry Sizemore : I gotta tell you, kid, I'm a fan.

• Larry Sizemore : [over the phone]  Not bad for an old man, huh? Two Andersons in one day.

  [Michael is silent] 

  Larry Sizemore : ...Or was it just one?

  Michael Westen : You got what you wanted, Larry. Leave it alone.

  Larry Sizemore : She is alive! You know, that's really good work, kid.

  Michael Westen : You'd better shuffle off to Buffalo, Larry. Shuffle off and never come back.

  Larry Sizemore : Yeah, you're right, the cops will be all over this, won't they? But just one question before I go: you knew that kid was dead anyway, why didn't you take the shot?

  Michael Westen : I didn't have it.

  Larry Sizemore : Nah. We both know the real reason. You couldn't bring yourself to shoot your old friend. Remember: some people live, some people die. See you around.