Burn Notice (TV Series)

False Flag (2007)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• Michael Westen : How's my Mom?

  Sam Axe : Locked up cozy and tight with a cigarette and a shotgun. Ready to kill anything that comes through the door.

• Sam Axe : [holding up a kevlar vest]  Here you go, Doug: my lucky vest.

  Michael Westen : It'll look great over my shirt.

  Doug Baker : Thanks.

  Sam Axe : It's a little worn, but it'll do the trick.

  Doug Baker : Are these... bulletholes?

  Sam Axe : Yeah, I broke it in for you.

• Sam Axe : [on the kevlar vest]  Just think of it as a precaution. It's like a seatbelt.

  Fiona Glenanne : Yeah, a seatbelt that smells like Old Spice and bourbon.

• Doug Baker : [about being marked for death]  I can't believe this. I'm a C.P.A., for Christ's sake!

  Sam Axe : A C.P.A. brought down Al Capone. There's a reason the Feds want you to testify.