- Murray Hewitt: Sometimes I have good ideas.
- Jemaine: When?
- Murray Hewitt: Like that time I saw you for the first time onstage. I said "Face the front," and you did.
- Bret: Todd's not cool.
- Murray Hewitt: What do you mean? He's cooler than both of you put together. Look at him over there with all his friends. He's like the Pied Piper of cool. Pied Piper was cool wasn't he?
- Bret: Pied Piper wasn't cool, he took all those kids into a cave.
- Murray Hewitt: No, I mean before that phase; when it was just the rats.