- [first lines]
- Bill Corbett: Testing, testing. Oh, hello. And welcome to this fine Honcho Home Video presentation. We're the Film Crew. My name is Bill Corbett. This here is your basic Mike Nelson.
- Michael J. Nelson: Hey, everyone, help yourself to coffee.
- Bill Corbett: And Kevin Murphy should be-- should be standing-- Where's Kevin?
- [last lines]
- Bill Corbett: I'm sorry. Well, thanks for joining us, folks. We'll see you next time. You still like me, don't you, Professor Hoodwink?
- [speaking as the dummy]
- Bill Corbett: Eh, not particularly.