Miley Cyrus credited as playing...
Miley Stewart • Hannah Montana
- [talking about Hannah's new outfit]
- Lilly Truscott: Ooh! What about the thing that you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?
- Miley Stewart: No, that's too...
- Lilly Truscott: Yeah, you're right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...
- Miley Stewart: I know. And I hate those.
- Lilly Truscott: Who doesn't?
- Miley Stewart: What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?
- Lilly Truscott: Ooh! The one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one.
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Me, too!
- Miley Stewart: Daddy, do you even know what we're talking about?
- Robbie Ray Stewart: No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it.
- Lilly Truscott: Your dad is...
- Miley Stewart: I know!
- Miley Stewart: You know I can do this. You can trust me.
- Robbie Ray Stewart: But that's not the point.
- Miley Stewart: Then what *is* the point?
- Robbie Ray Stewart: The point is, you're not ready to do this on your own.
- Miley Stewart: Yes, I am, Daddy, and you know it. Come on, Dad. Let me go, please.
- Robbie Ray Stewart: That's it, Mile. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
- Miley Stewart: That's not fair!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: I don't have to be fair. I'm the dad and I'm not letting you go.
- Miley Stewart: [raising her voice] Why are you treating me like such a baby?
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Because you're acting like one.
- Miley Stewart: But, Dad!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: No, Miley. Not another word.
- Miley Stewart: Fine. How about three?... I hate you!
- [runs off about to cry]
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Miley? Miley Ray!
- Miley Stewart: OK, listen here, little one-hit bobblehead, the only thing you're taking from me is lessons. OK, lesson one: THIS is how you do the head thing. Yeah, that's right, I went there!
- Mikayla: Well, you know where I'm gonna go?
- Miley Stewart: Down the toilet with the rest of your career? Yeah that's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.
- Mikayla's Manager: Back up, kid, don't go shootin' your little tweeny-bopper head off at my client.
- Miley Stewart: She started it!
- Mikayla's Manager: Yeah, and I am ending it, little soon-to-be used-to-be!
- Robbie Stewart: Woah, I don't know who put the burr under your saddle, but no one talks to my client that way!
- Miley Stewart: It's OK, Dad I can handle it.
- Mikayla's Manager: You heard her, Z, why don't you wait down by the wagon.
- Robbie Stewart: Excuse me?
- Mikayla's Manager: Oh, and while you're at it, you might wanna shave the ferret off your face, okay?
- Robbie Stewart: I'll shave mine when you shave yours! That's right, I went there!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Lilly and I just watched the concert on TV! You were terrific!
- Miley Stewart: And you blew Mikayla off the stage!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: The important thing is, honey, you did a great thing for charity.
- Miley Stewart: And you blew Mikayla off the stage!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Yeah, I guess Hannah did show her a thing or two, and my daughter did the same for me. I'm proud of you, darlin'.
- Miley Stewart: And...
- Robbie Ray Stewart, Miley Stewart: You blew Mikayla off the stage!
- Hannah Montana: It is so great to finally meet you. I really am a huge fan.
- Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
- Hannah Montana: Thanks. I feel the exact same--What?
- Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid. Your outfits make me wanna puke on them, but it looks like somebody already did.