Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Promortyus (2020)
Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith
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Quotes
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Glorzo's loudspeaker : Glorzo is peace. Peace is Glorzo.
Morty Smith : Wow, just cogs in the machine, you know? Ma-makes you think...
Rick Sanchez : Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for, Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship.
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[Glorzo Rick and Glorzo Morty start kissing]
Glorzo Rick (Bruce) : Oh my God, I... I wish we could suck on each other.
Glorzo Morty (Steve) : I wanna suck on you too.
Bruce : I'm gonna suck you so hard!
Steve : Suck me!
Bruce : C-can we do this? A-are we allowed to do this?
Steve : I don't care. I just want you. Fuck all of this! Let's just get the hell out of here and be whatever the fuck we want! That's evolution! That's progress!
Bruce : I want a family. Can we have a family?
Steve : Yeah!
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Rick Sanchez : You don't get to tell me what to look at. I've seen your Pornhub account. Also, who makes a Pornhub account?
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[after watching Glorzo Rick's anti-Government U-Host video]
Rick Sanchez : Was I at least rich? D-d-did I at least sell out and sell vitamins or something?
Morty Smith : Rick, I've watched enough PornHub to know what a studio apartment looks like.
Rick Sanchez : God damn!