Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rattlestar Ricklactica (2019)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith

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• Morty : There's snakes in space?

  Rick : There's literally everything in space!

• Morty : Why... Why are they attacking us? I-I-I helped them.

  Rick : You gave them proof that there was something bigger and scarier to unite against, you little idiot! They would have gone back into the Dark Ages for a couple of generations, but instead, they dedicated themselves into making universe-destroying, un-thought-out technology like time travel all so they could try to kill a little shit sack on Earth who couldn't let a dead snake be dead even after it bit his ankle! Next time, stay in the fucking car!

• Morty : I need to pee.

  Rick : Nope. Here, I've got a centipede you can swallow that makes you not have to go.

  Morty : I ain't swallowing no centipede.

  Rick : What, you think the centipede wants to eat your pee? You're not the victim in this transaction.

• Jerry Smith : What ray did you zap me with?

  Rick : I made your atomic matrix slightly lighter than air, and now your shoes are heavier than air, which makes you neutrally buoyant, which I find personally more impressive conceptually than walking on water. But what do I know? I wasn't born into the God business, I fucking earned it!

• Morty : Rick, wait. Go back. I-I can't be the reason why 19 billion snakes lost all hope.

  Rick : That's right, Morty. Only 19 billion snakes can do that. That species was never getting beyond this stage. To paraphrase the great Jeff Foxworthy, "if you bite your first contact on its ankle, you might be a type-zero-civilization-neck."

• Morty : I'm dying, Rick. I can see the black mountain.

  Rick : People who are really dying don't keep bring it up.

  Morty : Is that true?

  Rick : I don't know, I'm just usually around people that die faster.