- Klaus Hargreeves: Who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one?
- [Looks at Vanya]
- Klaus Hargreeves: In secret love with some farm Frau.
- Vanya Hargreeves: Her name's Sissy.
- Klaus Hargreeves: ...Which is an improvement on her previous love interest, the serial killer.
- Vanya Hargreeves: *What?*
- Allison Hargreeves: Later.
- Klaus Hargreeves: [Continues] Meanwhile, I'm carrying a torch for a soldier I haven't technically met yet, and Luther is in love with his sister.
- Allison Hargreeves: Okay, again, we are not biological.
- Klaus Hargreeves: Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.
- Vanya Hargreeves: How do you guys deal with this?
- Klaus Hargreeves: What?
- Vanya Hargreeves: I mean, all of it. The time travel, seeing the dead, the end of the world.
- Klaus Hargreeves: Well, I get really high.
- Vanya Hargreeves: Now's the only time. 'Cause how much time do we have left? We could have years, we could have days, but we only have one life. And we gotta go with our hearts.