Doctor Who (TV Series)

Voyage of the Damned (2007)

David Tennant: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• The Doctor : Right then, follow me.

  Rickston Slade : Hang on a minute. Who put you in charge, and who the hell are you anyway?

  The Doctor : I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who is gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?

  Rickston Slade : No.

  The Doctor : In that case, allons-y.

• The Doctor : What's your name?

  Midshipman Frame : Alonso.

  The Doctor : You're kidding me.

  Midshipman Frame : No, is something wrong?

  The Doctor : Something else I've always wanted to say. Allons-y, Alonso!

• Astrid : You're looking good for 903.

  The Doctor : You should see me in the mornings.

  Astrid : Okay.

• Astrid : This Christmas thing? What's it about?

  The Doctor : Long story. I should know. I was there. I got the last room.

• The Doctor : Two thousand people on this ship, six billion underneath us, all of them slaughtered, and why? Because Max Capricorn is a loser!

  Max Capricorn : I never lose!

  The Doctor : You can't even sink the Titanic!

• The Doctor : That's what I am: just a traveler. Imagine it: no tax, no bills, no boss. Just the open sky.

• The Doctor : Good, so, um... tell me - 'cause I'm an idiot - where are we from?

  Robot Angel : Information: the Titanic is en route from the planet Sto in the Cassavalian Belt. The purpose of the cruise is to experience primitive cultures.

  The Doctor : Titanic. Um... who... thought of the name?

  Robot Angel : Information: it was chosen as the most famous vessel of the planet Earth.

  The Doctor : Did they tell you why it was famous?

• The Doctor : I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?

• The Doctor : Take me to your leader! I've always wanted to say that!

• The Doctor : Allons-y, Alonso!

• Mr. Copper : So Great Britain is part of Europe, and just across the British channel you've got Great France and Great Germany?

  The Doctor : It's just France and Germany. Only Britain is Great.

• The Doctor : I'm going to seal us in

  Mr. Copper : Leaving us trapped, wouldn't you say?

  The Doctor : Never say trapped, just... inconveniently circumstanced.

• The Doctor : Okay, okay. Tch, tch. First things first. One: we're going to climb through this ship. B... no... two: we're going to reach the bridge. Three - or C: we're going to save the Titanic. And, coming in a very low Four or D or that little "iv" in brackets they use in footnotes... why. Right then, follow me.

• Astrid : So you travel alone?

  The Doctor : [whispers]  Stowaway.

• The Doctor : It should be full. It should be busy, something's wrong.

  Astrid : But it's beautiful.

  The Doctor : Really? You think so? It's just a street. The pyramids are beautiful, and New Zealand.

  Astrid : It's a different planet, I'm standing on a different planet. The-there's concrete, and shops, real alien shops! Real alien shops. Look, no stars in the sky. And it smells. It STINKS! This is amazing! "Thanks you!

  The Doctor : Come on then, let's have a look.

• [looks out a window] 

  The Doctor : Riiight...

• The Doctor : "And I should know, because... "

  Max Capricorn : My name is Max!

  [his gold teeth makes a sparkle like in the commercial] 

  The Doctor : It really does that?

• The Doctor : What's your first name?

  Midshipman Frame : Alonso

  The Doctor : [in disbelief]  You're kidding me!

  Midshipman Frame : What?

  The Doctor : That's something else I've always wanted to say! Allons-y Alonso!

• Mr. Copper : But if the planet's waking up, can't we signal them? They could send up a rocket or something.

  The Doctor : They don't have spaceships.

  Mr. Copper : No, I've read about it. They have shuffles. Space shuffles.

  The Doctor : Mr. Copper, this degree in Earthonomics, where is it from?

  Mr. Copper : Honestly?

  The Doctor : Just between us.

  Mr. Copper : Mrs. Golightly's Happy Travelling University and Dry Cleaners.

• The Doctor : Who thought of the name?

  Robot Angel : Information: it was chosen as the most popular vessel on the planet Earth.

  The Doctor : Did they tell you why it was famous?

  Robot Angel : Information: All designations are chosen by Mr. Max Capricorn, President of

  [malfunctions] 

  Robot Angel : Mericks, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max...

  [a crew member comes over and shuts the Host off] 

• The Doctor : Rickston, Mister Copper and you, Bannakaffalatta. Look, can I just call you Banna? It's going to save a lot of time.

  Bannakaffalatta : No. Bannakaffalatta.

  The Doctor : All right then, Bannakaffalatta.