- [Shooting "Life Stinks"]
- Wally: Hey Bonita, why did the existential chicken cross the road?
- Charles: Take it!
- [Kaith shoots it]
- Bonita: An existential, chicken, wouldn't have to cross the road, if he didn't, perceive, a road, Walter.
- Charles: [briefly overlaps] Take it!
- [Kaith shoots it]
- Bonita: Now be a good boy...
- Bonita: [holds trash bag] ... and take out the trash.
- Wally: [looks for the moment] I don't, perceive, any trash, Bonita.
- Charles: Take it!
- [Kaith shoots it]
- [Shooting "Silly Bear"]
- Randy: Fishing is stupid, Billy.
- Billy: You won't say that come dinnertime, Randy.
- Charles: [offscreen] Take it!
- [Kaith shoots it]
- Randy: [a shark pops up and shocks Billy] Why, what are we having for dinner?
- Charles: [offscreen] Take it!
- [Kaith shoots it]
- Billy: [rowing away] Pizza!
- Randy: We're fishing for pizza?
- Charles: [offscreen] Take it!
- [Kaith shoots it]
- [Eli switches newspapers from inside Muncie Hotel to the newspaper in the park]
- Jon Arbuckle: What are you doing?
- Eli: It's too dangerous to send you guys into the hotel. If the paper youngo through burns up, there's no way back. I'm trying to find a safer paper out in the street.
- [Eli switches papers outside the hotel]
- Eli: There we go.