Nick Jonas credited as playing...
Nate
- Shane Gray: I don't want to waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud!
- Nate: Hey, man, we used to love this place. Three years ago, we were campers.
- Jason: Yeah, man, this is where Connect 3... connected!
- Nate: [shakes his head] And you get to see our Uncle Brown.
- Shane Gray: [scoffs] Not a selling point.
- Nate: Look, man, right now, you're the bad boy of the press, and the label has a problem with that, which means, we have a problem with that.
- Jason: Actually, I don't really have a problem with that.
- [Nate glares at him]
- Jason: We have a problem with that!
- Nate: This camp thing is supposed to fix it, it's great PR. So do your time, enjoy the fresh air...
- [sniffs in]
- Nate: ... get a tan...
- Jason: Oh, and can you make me a birdhouse or something?
- Shane Gray: [scoffs at Jason] One word. Payback!
- Jason: That's two words!
- [Shane exits the limo]
- Nate: By the way, we told the press you'd be recording a duet with the winner of Final Jam.
- Shane Gray: WHAT?
- [Nate just waves as the limo drives off]
- Shane Gray: [on the phone with Nate and Jason] Come on, guys. I learned my lesson! I showered in cold water! I looked at a tree! It's been three hours. I need hair product.
- Nate: I guess it's time to embrace the "natural" look.
- Jason: Oh, have fun.
- [they hang up on Shane]
- Shane Gray: Guys.
- Screaming Girl: Ahhh! There he his!
- [the girls chase him and he trips and falls. Then he hides behind some trees]
- Nate: [answering his phone on speaker] Hello?
- Jason: Hey, buddy! How's my birdhouse coming?
- Nate: Jason!
- Jason: Sorry! It's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything.
- Nate: I didn't want anything.
- Jason: Well, I wanted a birdhouse! So what?
- Nate: And what do you need a birdhouse for?
- Jason: Because I wanted to see more birds about...
- Shane Gray: [interrupting Jason] Guys? Guys!
- Nate, Jason: [together] Sorry.
- Jason: Guess who?
- Shane Gray: Dude, you're in the room. I can see you.
- Jason: I can see you, too, man! Ah. I've missed you. GROUP HUG!
- [grabs Shane and Nate who don't hug back]
- Jason: Much better. It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate.
- Nate: [sarcastically, at being let go] Yeah, it hasn't been.