Succession (TV Series)
Dundee (2019)
Kieran Culkin: Roman Roy
Quotes
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Shiv Roy : [Shiv has called a meeting of the siblings to decide about Rhea] Not wanting to put a damper on Rhea's celebration or anything but it's time we killed her, dead. Smash her skull with a rock.
Kendall Roy : Okay
Connor Roy : Nice. Way to ease us in, sis.
Roman Roy : We're there nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles
Shiv Roy : What I'm thinking is we just-we tell him direct. We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it.
Connor Roy : Should I maybe take the floor? Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? Or does a woman from the outside actually make sense right now?
Shiv Roy : All right, well-okay she got to you.
Connor Roy : I'm fighting on two fronts and I may have to make a request to dad. No. Shiv, I'm just...
Shiv Roy : This is bullshit. Ken?
Kendall Roy : Well... I-I just-I think maybe you over played your hand.
Shiv Roy : You're backing her too, rebounder? How'd she get to you? You think you'll be given another shot at some point? Doubt it, Ken. And Roman? You? No. She just thinks your a dipshit, but maybe it's because your too much of a fucking dipshit to realize it.
Roman Roy : Ah, well, I mean... oh fuck you. Dad, Gerry; they all care about me taking management training.
Shiv Roy : It's corporate daycare.
[He mimics in a childish babble then makes a fart noise]
Shiv Roy : [They laugh] Don't laugh, that was not a good comeback. Good to know you're taking this serious.
Roman Roy : [He looks under a lampshade] I do.
Kendall Roy : It's transparent. You know, Rhea's who dad wants. Clearly, so...
Roman Roy : [Roman hands her a card that say the word 'fart' on it] In case you want it in writing.
[She snatches it from him]
Connor Roy : Full disclosure I'm starting to like her.
Shiv Roy : [She throws it back at Roman] Aww, he likes her. Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, the first fucking pancake.
Connor Roy : First pancake. Okay, thank you.
[He stands]
Connor Roy : You're a brat. And none of you have been through what I've been through, so just...
Roman Roy : Aw, my mommy got sent to the booby hatch and now I'm sad.
Connor Roy : Fuck off.
[He leaves]
Kendall Roy : I think you're being a little too emotional about this whole thing.
[He leaves]
Shiv Roy : Oh, my fucking god. Are you throwing the emotional card on me? Fuck sake.
Roman Roy : I mean I was gonna mansplain it to you but I think he did a very good job.
[Roman leaves]
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[Fed up on his fourth recording take, starts talking in a cartoony voice]
Roman Roy : What up prick licks? It's me! Doctor Moron! I'm a ding dong doodle bug dipshit with a titmouse dick and my dad hates all of you! Fucky go bye-bye! How was that? Was that good?