- Julie Saturnrings: So, frogs, how you feelin'? Stupid?
- Zitz: We're not frogs, we're toads.
- Pimple: The Battletoads.
- Rash: We're famous superheroes!
- Julie Saturnrings: This just in: "No, you're not!"
- [first lines]
- Fewchure: Being a bad guy is great. Cool hideout, fancy hoverboards...
- Hedgear: And no one can tell me to wear a shirt.
- [the Battletoads appears]
- Hedgear: Oh, no! It's the Mega-Famous Battletoads! Including Zitz, the leader; Pimple, the strong one; and Rash, the sunglasses one!
- Rash: Don't forget best kisser!
- Zitz: Enough talk! It's time to...
- [to Rash]
- Zitz: Best kisser? Why are you the best kisser?
- Rash: Uh, maybe because I practice on my hand ALL THE TIME.
- [Pimple punches the goons outside through the glass window]
- Zitz: That just means you're the best at kissing your hand.
- Pimple: C'mon, there's more goons outside.
- [the Battletoads jumps off the window to defeat bad guys]
- Zitz: [stops for a second and tries kissing his own fist] Yuck.
- [jumps off the window]
- [When they saw Jeff just died by falling from a stolen spaceship from outer space]
- Lumberjack Leader: Jeff didn't exactly stick the landing.
- Gymnast Leader: Was that a gymnast joke, you lumberjack sack of crap?
- Lumberjack Leader: Are you making fun of the sack-lunches we lumberjacks bring into the forest?
- Gymnast Leader: Goodbye, truce; welcome back, sweet war!
- [the lumberjacks and the gymnasts now fights each other]