Private Gold 87: Hi-Speed Sex

Toni Ribas starred successfully for Private Media before heading for Chatsworth and making many American porn movies. He directed and is featured (giving verbal directions during his on-screen scenes) in this Euro Gonzo sex feature that manages to run nearly three hours long without dialogue or any sort of content beyond sex staged next to or on some nice cars including a Lamborghini, Ferrari and a Hummer. No attempt at creating the excitement of a "Fast & Furious" movie, just static sex footage and attractive C-list Euro babes.

Private is one of the world's oldest sex labels, dating back to magazines and hitting its peak with super productions during the VHS era of the '90s. By 2006 when this was shot, the glory days were over and just grinding out hundreds of mindless all-sex features like this one (and its sequel) were underway and continue to the present day. I miss the story movies, with some talented directors like Antonio Adamo and Frank Thring as well as British helmers like Gazzman and DiSanto at work, but I'm definitely in the minority.