Cashmere Mafia (TV Series)

Yours, Mine and Hers (2008)

Bonnie Somerville: Caitlin Dowd

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• Caitlin Dowd : Am I ready to be a parent, which I would have to do with this other parent, Olivia, who already hates me and is my doppelganger?

  Mia Mason : I didn't think she was that pretty.

• Olivia Case : First, you're straight. Then, you're gay. Then, you're bi.

  Caitlin Dowd : And now, I'm getting drunk.

  Olivia Case : This is my baby, and you just don't seem like much of a role model.

  Caitlin Dowd : How do you know so much about me? Did Alicia tell you that?

  Olivia Case : Here's another thing. I hope you don't plan on having this kid call you "Mommy." This family's topping out at two mommies.

  Caitlin Dowd : Listen, you have no genetic relation to this child and neither do I. The only one who does is Alicia, so maybe we should be letting her make some of the calls.

  Olivia Case : You've got a lot to learn about lesbians.

• Alicia Lawson : Olivia!

  Caitlin Dowd : Olivia?

  Alicia Lawson : My ex, the one I was trying to get pregnant with.

  Olivia Case : You must be Caitlin. I didn't mean for this to be so awkward.

  Caitlin Dowd : It wouldn't have been, if we'd known you were coming.

  Olivia Case : Alicia told me about the appointment.

  Alicia Lawson : I didn't think you wanted to be here.

  Olivia Case : Why wouldn't I? It's my baby, too.

  Dr. Jane : The baby looks healthy, in case anyone's wondering.

• Mia Mason : Maybe this is the universe telling me things aren't over between me and Jack.

  Caitlin Dowd : Please don't go by the universe. Every time I've done that, I end up in a strange apartment, hunting for my thong.

• Caitlin Dowd : My girlfriend is pregnant. My girlfriend is pregnant. You say it.

  Mia Mason : Your girlfriend is pregnant.

  Caitlin Dowd : No. It still sounds crazy. I mean, what do I do? Do I stay with her? What does that make me, other mommy? Mommy Two?

  Mia Mason : Bitch.

  Caitlin Dowd : I think I prefer Mommy Two.