Cashmere Mafia (TV Series)

Yours, Mine and Hers (2008)

Lucy Liu: Mia Mason

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• Mia Mason : Are you here now because you got a good job?

  Jack Cutting : No.

  Mia Mason : Well, 'cause that's what it sounds like. You see me on some level, and if you're not on that level or above, then you can't be with me.

  Jack Cutting : You're reading too much into it.

• Caitlin Dowd : Am I ready to be a parent, which I would have to do with this other parent, Olivia, who already hates me and is my doppelganger?

  Mia Mason : I didn't think she was that pretty.

• Mia Mason : Liz, I know that you came here to show me that this is your territory now, but the fact that you had to make an appearance when you knew I'd be here, proves that it's not.

  Liz Morin : Aww. You just can't handle that Jack's moved on.

  Mia Mason : And you can't admit that you're the rebound girl. Enjoy the bounce.

• Liz Morin : [holds up a scarf]  Oh, this what you were looking for? Thanks for letting me borrow it. I got a lot of compliments on it.

  Mia Mason : Don't you have any clothes of your own?

  Liz Morin : I really don't wear much when I'm here.

  Mia Mason : Could you not talk much when you're here? I don't even know how you can, without a teleprompter.

• Mia Mason : Maybe this is the universe telling me things aren't over between me and Jack.

  Caitlin Dowd : Please don't go by the universe. Every time I've done that, I end up in a strange apartment, hunting for my thong.

• Caitlin Dowd : My girlfriend is pregnant. My girlfriend is pregnant. You say it.

  Mia Mason : Your girlfriend is pregnant.

  Caitlin Dowd : No. It still sounds crazy. I mean, what do I do? Do I stay with her? What does that make me, other mommy? Mommy Two?

  Mia Mason : Bitch.

  Caitlin Dowd : I think I prefer Mommy Two.