Lisa Kudrow

Conan O'Brien: Last couple of people I've talked to, who've gone skiing, all say the same thing. They've been going skiing all their life, and then they're going down a hill and I always ask "What happened? Like, did you hit a root, did you hit a tree? Did someone else hit you?" And they say, "No, I was skiing along", I've had three people tell me this, "and then I just heard a pop in my knee and my leg fell off."

Lisa Kudrow: Right. That's right.

Conan O'Brien: And I'm talkin' to healthy people and they're there and they're holding their leg. It's ridic- it's insane. I don't know what happens.

Lisa Kudrow: I know. It's dangerous.

Conan O'Brien: Yeah.

Lisa Kudrow: That's what happens. You're throwing yourself down a hill.

Conan O'Brien: Okay, well you're making...

Lisa Kudrow: At a speed faster than our legs can actually take us.

Andy Richter: It's called "age", too. We're old.

[uneasy laughter in audience]

Conan O'Brien: Well... I'M not.