- Hunter: Let me drive, Colleen, please!
- Colleen: Oh, pipe down, Huntie. It's my turn and you know it.
- Hunter: Look out!
- [Colleen narrowly misses a van]
- Hunter: That was close.
- Colleen: It was not that close.
- Hunter: It was close.
- Colleen: Oh, stop it, would you? What are you looking for, a map?
- Hunter: No, my donor card.
- [a cab driver speaks in a strange language]
- Blitz: What's he saying?
- Exile: [looks at a book to translate] I think he said, "Hello, can you direct me to Madonna?"
- Blitz: No! Follow that van! They're getting away! Faster! Faster!
- [the traffic light changes red and cars start driving on the other side]
- Blitz: [screams] Slower! Slower! Hit the brakes!
- [Shag runs off to chase a cat]
- Colleen: Blimey. Chasing cats. That is so immature.
- Exile: But we are dogs.
- Hunter: Yeah, some habits die hard.
- [another cat runs by. Hunter, Exile, and Blitz start barking and chase after it]
- Colleen: Bloomin' mutts.
- [a cat runs by Colleen]
- Colleen: Hey!
- [Colleen starts barking and chases the cat]
- The Groomer: [to Colleen and Blitz] I'm about to receive the secret of eternal life. To succeed, there must be a canine offering. You Road Rovers should fit the bill.
- Blitz: But I-I'm not really a Road Rover! Ask her, she doesn't even know me!
- Colleen: Oh, I know him. He's a Road Rover, all right.
- Blitz: What? What are you saying?
- Colleen: Oh, don't be so modest. You know you're the number one Road Rover. You say so all the time.