Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Bret Gives Up the Dream (2007)
Jemaine Clement: Jemaine
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Quotes
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Bret : It's a chicken egg situation.
Murray : What does he mean, chicken?
Jemaine : Well, you know, what came first the chicken or the egg?
Murray : Well, that's irrelevant, isn't it? Stupid. The chicken, obviously.
Bret : Well, then where'd the chicken come from?
Murray : Well it came from the - oh.
Bret : Yeah, see, the egg.
Murray : You're the egg. You're a bad egg. You've derailed this meeting with another obscure comment.
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Jemaine : Murray, we need some money.
Murray : Oh O.K., how much? We got about four dollars in here.
Jemaine : Four dollars? I thought we had ten dollars.
Murray : This box cost six.
Bret : Well, what was wrong with the bag?
Murray : The bag was useless Bret! It had a great big hole in it... we must've lost about twenty dollars out of that bag!