- Clark Kent: The fan stalking Rachel must have seen me catch that bullet. He's the only one who knew that it was real. Now he thinks I'm a superhero.
- Chloe Sullivan: Oh, my God, Clark! This guy's blog gets, like, 10,000 hits a day. One post, and all of sudden you're everyone's Wonder Boy.
- Clark Kent: Can you track this Warrior Angel comic to its owner?
- Chloe Sullivan: I'd be a pretty lame sidekick if I couldn't.
- Chloe Sullivan: Hey! Thanks to you, Smallville is finally getting a close-up.
- Clark Kent: When I said they could film at the farm, I didn't realise that half the town would show up my door step.
- Chloe Sullivan: At least revel in the irony that they've chosen a single-theater town to shoot their bazillion-dollar "Warrior Angel" film.
- Clark Kent: I guess I never really got into comic books.
- Chloe Sullivan: [to Clark] Oh come on! Who doesn't love the story of a small town boy who grows up to save the world from the evil Devilicus?
- Lex Luthor: I just read about your heroics in the paper. Who needs Warrior Angel when we've got our own Clark Kent?
- Clark Kent: Actually, that's why I'm here. I was wondering if you could help me with a reference. You're the biggest Warrior Angel fan I know.
- Lex Luthor: *Was* a fan. I haven't picked up a comic since we were friends. Back when I saw life as black and white. When I realized good and evil was gray, the stories lost their magic. Though I have to admit, yours is the last nose I'd expect to find in a comic.
- Lex Luthor: [to Clark] In the comic-book world, when you're destined to save mankind, you're destined to be alone.
- Grant Gabriel: This is crap.
- Lois Lane: Are you readin it upside down? Lionel Luthor lives! And he was found on Luthorcorp land that no one in the company clames to have purchased. Now, did Lex used my tip to find his father, or is he been keeping him there all this time?
- Grant Gabriel: You went behind my back. The rules were to stay away from the Luthors!
- Lois Lane: 'Careful Grant, you start to sound like you care about me.
- Grant Gabriel: More like annoyed. But I'll have to babysit you Friday night.
- Lois Lane: You're asking me on a date?
- Grant Gabriel: God no! I'm your boss. You know what, that's it, you're fired from beeing my plus one.
- Lois Lane: You can't fire me, I never accepted.
- Ben Meyers: Warrior Angel was all I had. He gave me something to believe in. He gave me hope.
- Clark Kent: Warrior Angel wouldn't try to kill someone.
- Ben Meyers: You can't mess with someone's idol. That's exactly why nobody believes in heroes anymore. Including you, Clark. And that's where I come in. Just like Devilicus made Warrior Angel stand up and save the world. You need help. You just don't know it yet.
- Rachel Davenport: I'm sorry for what you saw in Clark's loft.
- Lana Lang: Rehearsing lines?
- Rachel Davenport: It's in his eyes. You're the center of Clark's universe. I've only seen love like that once in my life.
- Lana Lang: What happened?
- Rachel Davenport: [Chuckles] The director yelled "cut".