Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates the New Kid (2007)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Chris : [to Greg after speaking with Albert]  I told you I'd be back.

  Greg Wuliger : Yeah, but for how long, Chris? For how long?

  [walks off] 

  Narrator : That concludes another episode of "As The Nerd Turns."

• Narrator : The only one who wasn't looking forward to Albert being at Corleone was Greg.

  Chris : I'm going to go talk to the new kid.

  Greg Wuliger : I've been dreading this day.

  Chris : What are you talking about?

  Greg Wuliger : I always knew that someday, someone would come along that had more in common with you.

  Chris : Just 'cause he's black? Greg, that's silly.

  Narrator : Not that silly.

• Chris : [to Greg]  And I don't care what other kids say. I'm going to hang out with Albert, but that doesn't mean you and me can't still be friends.

  Greg Wuliger : Oh, really? Then why is it that ever since he's gotten here, I've seen less and less of you?

  Chris : What are you talking about? We're together now.

  Greg Wuliger : Well, this doesn't count. I mean, we don't even eat lunch together anymore, you haven't returned my phone calls, but hey, things can change, right?

  Narrator : Is this a show about my childhood or an episode of "Dr. Phil"?

• Chris : [to Greg about Albert]  What do you want me to say? We have a lot in common. He gets stuff that you don't.

  Greg Wuliger : Like what?

  Narrator : Sickle-cell anemia.

• Chris : Hey, Greg, we're going to go hang out later. Want to come?

  Greg Wuliger : Who's we?

  Chris : Me and Albert.

  Greg Wuliger : Oh, so you're "we" now? You know, you and I used to be "we." Now all of a sudden, we have nothing in common.

  Chris : What's wrong with you?

  Greg Wuliger : I've been hearing some pretty bad things about your new friend, Albert.

  Chris : Like what?

  Greg Wuliger : People are saying he's not who he pretends to be. I mean, he's cool with you, but he's a jerk to everyone else.

  Chris : You know, I think you're just jealous. Besides, what do you think other kids say about me behind my back?

  Narrator : I think it starts with the letter "N."