Jemaine Clement credited as playing...
- Dave: You're pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country.
- Jemaine: What about black people?
- Dave: They don't like you either.
- Dave: Say a comeback to him!
- Jemaine: He's shouting stereotypes, racist stereotypes at us!
- Dave: Yeah, let him have it, man!
- Bret: Banana balls!
- Jemaine: You look like a - a something, like a banana balls!
- Jemaine: It was either this or getting you sent to Alcatraz.
- [after watching Albi the Racist Dragon, Jemaine notices Bret's expression]
- Jemaine: Are you crying over the kids' show?
- Bret: Yes. So? Are *you* crying?
- Jemaine: [with a slight scoff] Yeah, so what?
- Sinjay: You can have fruit from the New Zealand section.
- Jemaine: There's a dog in that section.
- Sinjay: Yeah, well, it's for dogs from America and people from New Zealand.
- Jemaine: You look like a something, like, uh... a banana balls.
