- The Commander: When you were a little boy I warned you never to speak to strangers, never knowing that years later I'd qualify as one.
- Jody Watson: We're both single, no one will find you particularly attractive, and I can tell you find me a little unpleasant, but it's a lovely night, there's rain in the forecast, and I've got a great bottle of absinth back at my nest. So why don't you come over and we'll get alcoholized and bend our backs in bed?