October Road (TV Series)

Hat? No Hat? (2008)

Geoff Stults: Eddie Latekka

Quotes 

• Eddie Latekka : Whoa!

  [At seeing Phil naked] 

  Nick Garrett : What's... goin' on Phil?

  Physical Phil : Hey Guys! Just cataloging my CDs.

  Nick Garrett : Yeah, that's not what I'm talkin' about.

  Physical Phil : Oh, Pizza Girl had to sketch a nude for her drawing class. I was her model. And then, when we were done, it occurred to me, I wasn't really in the need to put my clothes back on.

  Eddie Latekka : Why not?

  Physical Phil : Oh, because sometimes I feel trapped in here. But without my clothes...

  [takes a step closer to the boys and they grow uncomfortable] 

  Eddie Latekka : Whoa, okay, so... you're just gonna be *naked* from now on?

  Physical Phil : Not naked. Nude!

  Eddie Latekka : Right.

  Physical Phil : Naked implies, embarrassment and vulnerability, exposure...

  Nick Garrett : Yeah.

  Physical Phil : ...Nude, does not. Nude implies 'the sun on my bum', the air on my snookle. Nude implies, *free*!

  Eddie Latekka : [Pointing in opposite direction]  I'm going over here.

  Nick Garrett : I'll go with you.

• Physical Phil : [Sees Eddie sitting naked on the couch]  Whoa! Okay. What're you doing?

  Eddie Latekka : Savouring every last bit of this hot peppers and steak.

  Physical Phil : I mean why aren't you wearing any clothes?

  Eddie Latekka : Well, you made such a fuss about the virtues of being set free I figured I'd give it a try. And you know what? It is *really* liberating! I may never wear clothes again either.

  Physical Phil : But you can't... if, if I'm... Fine. Done. My days of nudism are over.

  Eddie Latekka : What? Why?

  Physical Phil : Aw, c'mon Eddie. We can't live like this. One guy naked it's charming, it's quirky! But two guys, it's... It's not something I'm comfortable with.

  [Walks away with a towel around his waist] 

  Eddie Latekka : [Triumphantly]  I said it before and I'll say it again; Pizza Girl ain't the only one who delivers.