Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlatan (1991)

Richard Karron: A.F. Erret

Quotes 

• [Erret is examining the scene Darkwing botched in a private viewing room] 

  A.F. Erret : The whole scene, ruined by that idiot! I'll go bankrupt! I'll lose the studio!

  Darkwing Duck : [entering the room]  Nix on the negativity, my friend. For I - Darkwing Duck - am about to write the final scene in this mystery.

  A.F. Erret : Not you again! Every time you're around, it costs me money!

  Darkwing Duck : The villain made one major bungle - mainly, that the crime itself was forever captured on film!

  [Launchpad munches popcorn while watching this from a seat] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Boy, if there's anything I like better than a movie, it's a free movie.

  Darkwing Duck : I will now show you that piece of celluloid, Mr. Ferret, and expose the criminal's identity. Launchpad, the projector!

  A.F. Erret : It's not Ferret, it's Erret! ERRET!

  [the projector is turned on. A fly appears on the projector, covering a large portion of the screen] 

  Darkwing Duck : [referring to where the fly is]  Direct your attention, Mr. Erret-Erret, to the rubbish pile here. A seemingly innocent bystander easily overlooked.

  A.F. Erret : A FLY! A FLY ON THE PROJECTOR!

  [the fly flies away] 

  Darkwing Duck : [dumbfounded]  Oh... yes, yes, so it is. Well then, if the fly's innocent, that means that the perpetrator is someone else.

  A.F. Erret : GUARD! GUARD!

  Darkwing Duck : [getting nervous]  Uh, uh, no more questions, Mr. Ferret, Erret... whatever.

  [He runs away but then pokes his head back into the room briefly] 

  Darkwing Duck : But don't leave town!