- Taylor: All famous designers have really memorable last names. Think about it: Calvin Klein, Gianni Versace, Banana Republic...
- Chloe: I may not be a size 1 or 2, but I have more talent in my thumbnail than you do in your self-obsessed-no-talent-design little scrawny behind!
- Chloe Spears: And next year when I turn 18, I'm totally gonna be "America's Next Top Model"!
- Brian: [looks up from his book] Ah, hah!
- Chloe Spears: Shut up, Brian!
- Brian: Man, I can't believe they spliting up the parties. Just doesn't make sense!
- Sophie: I know, it's like a dis-vorce!
- Brian: Yeah, like Kevin Federline and Britney Spears!
- Sophie: Damn straight!
- Brian: Like Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston!
- Sophie: Hell, yeah!
- Brian: Like Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston!
- Sophie: That's enough!
- [hits his thigh and storms off]
- Brian: [watches her leave] Like Whitney and Bobby?
- Shannon: Ever since your party went down the tubes, you've been trying to pimp off someone else's! First, Zoey's and Chloe's, now Jacquie's.
- Randy: [as Brian and Shannon walk off, Randy turns towards Taylor] Ehh, mama, where you going? I think it's time that me and you, we get together.
- Shannon: Ehh, little man. Let's go do this interview...
- Randy: You see, I'm a baller, you know. You see... you see the grills
- [flashes his braces]
- Shannon: [pushes Randy away] That's my sister, buddy!
- Randy: [yells off in the distance] Ehh, hey, hey, hey! Call me!
- Taylor: [whispers] Call me!
- Brian: [Brian, Shannon, and Randy walking through a crowded hall, watching Shannon's video] Whoo! I like... I like my girls. Well, she fine! I'ma saying, I like my girls with a lil' more meat on 'em, ya know what I'm saying?
- Shannon: You like 'em fat, man. You like 'em fat.
- Brian: She too skinny. She like a flamingo right here.
- Taylor: Hey, little brother! Sidekick!
- [snaps her fingers twice]
- Brian: Man!
- Shannon: [looks at Brian] She called you "Sidekick", man.
- Brian: [scratching his head] I know. I ain't no phone.
- Taylor: [Shannon walks into the room, filming Taylor; she turns around to see him] TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!
- [snatches the camera from his hands, and throws it on the coffee table]
- Shannon: [throws his hands up in defense] Okay!
- Taylor: [chuckles softly] If you do ANYTHING to ruin my party, I will make your life a living hell!
- [grabs Shannon's wrists and pulls him closer, while taking a step closer, and lets him go]
- Shannon: I-I knew it!
- [beams with victory; however, he is ashamed of his sister]
- Taylor: What's your problem, loser?
- [looks at him in disgust and walks over to the love seat to sit down]