- Loki: Look, it's been a very, very, very trying past few days. Months? I don't even know how long it's been since New York. All I know is, I got pruned and I woke up here, and now I'm surrounded by Variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I'm heartbroken to report I didn't even find all that strange!
- Classic Loki: [Referring to Alligator Loki] You really don't remember him?
- Mobius: I mean, the TVA arrested a lot of Lokis, but no, I don't remember an alligator. I mean, who's to say he's even a Loki Variant?
- Classic Loki: He is green, isn't he?
- Mobius: I don't know, he could be lying. The long con. Of course, that just makes him more likely to be a Loki. It's always the game within the game with you guys, which I respect.
- Classic Loki: I have to say, it feels odd walking toward the gargantuan creature. Do you have a plan of action?
- Loki: Get inside, find its heart or brain or whatever, and then, you know, do it in.
- Kid Loki: I mean...
- Loki: Okay, just because it's not complicated doesn't mean it's bad.
- Kid Loki: It also doesn't mean it's good.
- Alligator Loki: [Alligator Loki growls]
- Loki: See? He's on board.
- Classic Loki: He's praying. He thinks we're going to die.
- President Loki: Why the hell is there an alligator in here?
- Classic Loki, Boastful Loki, Kid Loki: He's a Loki!
- [Alligator Loki bites the hand off President Loki]
- Alligator Loki: [Alligator Loki growls in response to Boastful Loki's story]
- Classic Loki: That's alligator for growling and saying 'liar' at the same time.
- Boastful Loki: Well at least my nexus event wasn't eating the wrong neighbor's cat!
- Loki: Why do you wear the horns? You let a child command you.
- Classic Loki: You'll do well to respect the boy. This is his kingdom.
- Loki: Right. And what was your nexus event, Your Majesty?
- Kid Loki: I killed Thor.
- Classic Loki: So, just like that, you're turning on the very thing you devoted your life to?
- Mobius: Well, it's never too late to change.
- Classic Loki: In my timeline, everything proceeded correctly, my entire life, until Thanos attacked our ship.
- Loki: So, you didn't try to stab him?
- Classic Loki: [chuckling] Certainly not. Take no offense, my friends, but blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery. They stunt our magical potential.
- Boastful Loki: But they look awesome.
- Classic Loki: Oh, yes. Especially when they clatter to the ground just before your neck is snapped.
- Hunter B-15: What exactly do you want from me?
- Ravonna Renslayer: You had a link with the Variant. I want you to tell me what drives her.
- Hunter B-15: Revenge drives her. Killing the Time-Keepers. But they turned out to be fake, in case you forgot. So she'll be searching for whomever created them.
- [regards Ravonna]
- Hunter B-15: This isn't about protecting the TVA at all, is it? You just want to find whoever is behind all of this, too. You'll never find them. Not before she does.
- Ravonna Renslayer: And why is that?
- Hunter B-15: You only want it. She needs it.
- [attempting to leave the other three Lokis, Loki opens a manhole cover to find President Loki and his supporters staring at him]
- Loki: This is a nightmare.
- A. D. Doug/ Ouroboros/ OB (Ke Huy Quan): With science, it's all what and how. But with fiction, it's why.