- Launchpad McQuack: So, what's this big date?
- Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera: Not a date.
- Launchpad McQuack: Right, of course. But if it was, I say it good to see you find that special someone. And someone can be many things: A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, a clone of yourself...
- [Launchpad pulls up to where Fenton should meet Gandra]
- Launchpad McQuack: A viking shield maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...