Adopt a Sailor (2008)
Ethan Peck: Sailor
Quotes
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Sailor : [Speaking of Richard's profession] Wow, a movie maker.
Patricia : Oh, well, careful. Richard makes films, not movies. There's a big difference.
Sailor : What difference is that?
Patricia : Well, as far as I can tell; movies, people want to see. Films, on the other hand, people need to be talked into seeing.
Sailor : Huh.
Patricia : Yup. And Richard makes films.
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Patricia : [an upper Westside sophisticate] We New Yorkers must seem a little strange to you, huh?
Sailor : [a "hayseed" from Turkey Scratch, AR] : Oh, I think y'all are great... a tad... uh, what's that word? Yeah, a tad provincial, but otherwise I think y'all are first rate.
Patricia : Wait, wait. Did you just call us provincial?
Sailor : Uh, yes, ma'am, I guess I did. I don't mean any offense. It's just an observation is all.
Patricia : That's a little bit of stretch, wouldn't you say?
Sailor : Why would that be, ma'am?
Patricia : Well, maybe we're not on the same wavelength when it comes to the definition of provincial.
Sailor : Jeez, maybe we're not.
Patricia : Well, when I think of someone as being provincial, I think of them as being small minded - you know, being prejudiced in their views, not being open to differing influences, especially philosophically.
Sailor : [long pause] Huh! What do you know? That's... that's how I think of provincial, too.
Patricia : Oh...
[laugh of recognition]
Patricia : ...is that right?
Sailor : I guess it all depends on which side of the pot you're pissin' in, huh, ma'am?