Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

What Would We Do Without You? (2007)

Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer

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• Susan Mayer : Getting married is scary, but at least we'll be doing it together.

  Gabrielle Solis : Oh my God! We should totally do that!

  Susan Mayer : What?

  Gabrielle Solis : Get married! Together!

  Susan Mayer : You and me? Well... I'm beyond flattered. I find you to be an incredibly attractive woman. I just...

  Gabrielle Solis : No, stupid! I mean a double wedding!

  Susan Mayer : Oh... Oh! I would love that!

  Gabrielle Solis : I know! Then you wouldn't be mad, and I wouldn't feel guilty.

  Susan Mayer : And we could be brides together!

  Gabrielle Solis : Together! Let's celebrate! More chocolate! And, just you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you.

  Susan Mayer : That's good to know.

• Susan Mayer : Marriage is like these bonbons. You never know what you're getting until you're right in the middle of it.

  [Susan breaks open one bonbon chocolate] 

  Susan Mayer : [gasps]  It's one of those hard jelly ones. Do you think that's an omen?