The Office (TV Series)

Product Recall (2007)

Mindy Kaling: Kelly Kapoor

Quotes 

• Kelly Kapoor : [singing to the tune of "Hollaback Girl"]  This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day is bananas! B-A-N-A...

  Angela Martin : [cut to Angela taking some aspirin]  I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.

• Kelly Kapoor : Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is 'cause you're not good at interacting with people.

• Oscar Martinez : I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.

  Kelly Kapoor : I know, right? Probably a lot.

  Angela Martin : Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?

  Kelly Kapoor : OK, Angela. I love your enthusiasm. All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say "Customer Service, this is Kelly!" Except don't say "Kelly," say your own name. Or if you're bored, you can just make up a name. Like one time, I said I was Bridget Jones,

  [in an English accent] 

  Kelly Kapoor : and I talked like this for the whole conversation!

  Kevin Malone : Oh! Can I be

  [horrible Australian accent] 

  Kevin Malone : Australian, mate?

  Kelly Kapoor : [in accent]  Absolutely!

  Kevin Malone : [in accent]  'ello, mate!

  Kelly Kapoor : [in accent]  I like ice cream! I need a boyfriend.

  Kevin Malone : [in accent]  I like ice cream too, mate. Alligators and dingo babies.