The Office (TV Series)
Product Recall (2007)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Andy, you go.
Andy Bernard : [in a British accent] William Dolittle at your service, a.k.a. Will Do.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, I'm definitely going to go alone.
Michael Scott : No! No! I need two men on this! That's what she said. No time! But she did. No time!
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[Andy has just found out his girlfriend is a high school student]
Andy Bernard : [horrified] Oh, my God!
Jim Halpert : Oh, *my* God.
Andy Bernard : I had no idea!
Jim Halpert : [grinning] Well, that's not gonna hold up in court.
Andy Bernard : We didn't do anything illegal. Except knock over a mailbox with her friends.
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Andy Bernard : So, Tuna, when we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?
Jim Halpert : Did that really need to be said?
Andy Bernard : Well, not everything a guy says needs to be said. Sometimes it's just about the music of the conversation.
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Andy Bernard : [in Andy's car] Beer me.
Jim Halpert : What's that?
Andy Bernard : Hand me that water.
[Jim does so]
Andy Bernard : I always say, "Beer me." Gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
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Andy Bernard : Give me the beat, boys, and free my little ole soul.