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(TV Series)

(2007)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

  • Jim Halpert : [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight]  Question, what kind of bear is best?

    Dwight Schrute : That's a ridiculous question.

    Jim Halpert : False. Black bear.

    Dwight Schrute : Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

    Jim Halpert : Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica."

    Dwight Schrute : Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?

    Jim Halpert : [in confessional]  Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11.

    Dwight Schrute : [Back at their desks]  You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.

    [Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk] 

    Dwight Schrute : Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

    Jim Halpert : [imitating Dwight]  Michael!

    Dwight Schrute : Oh, that's funny. Michael!

  • Dwight Schrute : [Dwight comes in dressed as Jim as revenge]  Pam.

    [drums on her desk] 

    Pam Beesly : [amused]  Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.

    Dwight Schrute : [scoffs]  I look like an idiot!

    [goes over to his desk] 

    Dwight Schrute : Hey, Karen.

    [flattens his hair to make it more like Jim's] 

    Karen Filippelli : Hey, Dwight. Looking sharp.

    Dwight Schrute : Yeah, that's 'cause I'm your boyfriend, Jim Halpert.

    [Karen smiles] 

    Dwight Schrute : Hey, Karen. Wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse 'cause you're my girlfriend?

    Jim Halpert : [looks at Karen]  Do you?

    Karen Filippelli : No. I'm good. Thanks.

    Jim Halpert : Okay.

    [Dwight imitates Jim's expressions; Jim is impressed] 

    Jim Halpert : Look at that.

    Dwight Schrute : I'm Jim Halpert.

    Jim Halpert : Spot on.

    Dwight Schrute : [makes some more faces and mumbles]  A little comment.

  • Dwight Schrute : I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

  • Michael Scott : The watermark, it's a one-time thing.

    Barbara Allen : I don't care! It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having sex?

    Dwight Schrute : May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling.

    Michael Scott : Okay.

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