- Murray: When you're in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend - past or present.
- Jemaine: Yes, well thanks for that.
- Murray: You get a love triangle - you know? Fleetwood Mac situation.
- Murray: Well there there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no one gets on.
- Jemaine: Okay, I see.
- Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.
- Bret: Rumours.
- Murray: No, that's all true.
- Jemaine: It is the distant future: The year 2000.
- Bret: We are robots.
- Jemaine: The world is very different ever since the robotic uprising of the mid-90's. There is no more unhappiness.
- Bret: Affirmative.
- Jemaine: We no longer say 'yes'. Instead, we say 'affirmative'.
- Bret: Yes, affirmative.
- Jemaine: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
- Jemaine: It's just that I think she might be the one.
- Bret: Sally?
- Jemaine: Yeah.
- Bret: What makes you think that?
- Jemaine: You just know. When it happens to you, you'll know.
- Bret: You said Michelle was the one.
- Jemaine: Yeah, she's the one.
- Bret: You said Claire was the one.
- Jemaine: Yeah, she's another one.
- Bret: So you get more than one one?
- Jemaine: Some people are lucky. I've had a few ones.
- Bret: So how many ones can you have?
- Jemaine: Five.
- Bret: How many have you had?
- Jemaine: Three. How many have you had?
- Bret: Just one. Just one.
- Jemaine: Hey Bret, I think I know where I went wrong last night.
- Bret: Yeah?
- Jemaine: Yeah. Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on. I think she found it where, the whole thing with you there with the light.
- Bret: Yeah. I think it might also be because she and I used to go out.
- Jemaine: Yeah, it's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light.
- Bret: [singing] I'm not crying / No, I'm not crying. / And if I am crying, it's not 'cause of you. / It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying - that's right, DYING!