"George Lopez" George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed (TV Episode 2007) - George Lopez as George Lopez

George Lopez : Dude, are you wearing a thong?

Ernie : I didn't want crease lines in the leather. I'll just back out of here. Oh my keys.

[bends over, Benny comes in behind him, makes a face]

Benny : You know what? That reminds me, I have a ham to defrost.

[turns and leaves]
George Lopez : I'm spending time with my son doing something that we both like. Something you wouldn't know anything about.

Benny : Hey, I played with you when you were a kid.

George Lopez : Yeah I remember your games. Shots and Ladders. Brandyland, and of course, Colonel Mustard in the bedroom with my mom!
Angie Lopez : Max is going to be out of this house before you know it and you will miss him.

George Lopez : I know what you're doing, it won't work, I'm not sensitive.

Angie Lopez : Oh no? Remember when he was a year old and he said his first word, 'Dada'?

George Lopez : So what?

Angie Lopez : Remember when he was little and would sleep on your chest while you watched the Raiders?

George Lopez : They never lost when he was on me.

Angie Lopez : And the Halloween he was 8 and we asked him what super hero he wanted to be, and he said 'My Daddy!'?

George Lopez : [sniffs] I miss him already! Where'd he go?

Angie Lopez : He's upstairs wondering where his father is.
Max Lopez : At least when I'm your age I won't be trying to act like I'm still in high school.

George Lopez : Dude, when you're my age, you'll still *be* in high school.

George Lopez: George Lopez