Plot

Questions answered in this episode:

How many floors can you fall in an elevator and still survive? Five floors - because you will hit the ground at 41 mph (based on the rate of freefall being 30 feet per second). Sobering fact: 30 are killed and 17,000 are injured in elevator-related accidents yearly in the U.S. Best survival strategy:

1) Lie flat on elevator floor - because it takes 25 times more energy to break a bone horizontally than vertically

2) Duck and cover - tons of crap are going to fall on you during impact

How do you take a punch to the head to reduce the risk of brain damage? Tense your neck and take the hit on your forehead.

Is she a hooker or is she a cop?

Rule #1: If she looks to good to be true, she probably is.

Rule #2: Cops can lie about being cops.

Rule #3: If she brings up money, that's trouble.

Rule #4: A guy can't do anything that shows he's serious about paying for sex.

Rule #5: If you want to tell if she's a hooker or a cop, ask her to take some nude modeling pictures (since this act doesn't constitute a crime, so an undercover cop will not agree to it).

Sobering facts:

There are 46 prostitution-related arrests for every 100,000 people.

If a john is arrested in L.A., his car gets impounded; in Denver, his name and photo is published on a website.

How can you get drunk faster? Through your butt, because the alcohol gets immediately absorbed into your bloodstream via your hemorrhoids. "A 180-pound dude would have to drink 19 beers in 20 minutes to get the same blood alcohol level."

However, there is a very real danger of alcohol poisoning due to the speed of absorption and because toxins aren't being filtered by the liver. The show even takes the extra measure of prefacing the segment with this disclaimer: "The following segment contains a description of a stunt that is very dangerous and could be deadly. Do not try to recreate or re-enact any activity described in this show. This is entertainment[,] dude. Sit back and watch it."

What's the most dangerous wild animal in America? Deer, because they attack hunters, spread Lyme Disease (13,000 infected every year) and cause car accidents (out of 1.5 million car vs. deer accidents annually, 130 die and 29,000 get injured). By comparison, only 133 have been killed by bears and 14 by mountain lions since 1900.

What's the most expensive car available in the U.S.?

#3) Koenigsegg CCX (Sweden) - $540,000

#2) Saleen S7 Twin Turbo (USA) - $585,000

#1) SSC Ultimate Aero TT (USA) - $654,000

How big do boobs have to be to crush a beer can? About 35 pounds. Exotic entertainer Busty Hearts, who's size is HHH, not only demonstrates this feat, but she also lifts a keg with just her breasts!