Tue, Nov 27, 2018
Somewhere up there in the celestial world, a game of poker is in progress. Two people, Alpha and Omega are feeling lucky as they are quite certain that they will beat Vatsyayan this time and end all their humiliation. But alas, they lose yet again in this game of strip-poker. The duo try the oldest trick in the world and they attack Vatsyayan's ego and challenge him to teach the game of love to a wimpy mortal, Aditya. Aditya is in a relationship with Ananya and he loves her dearly. Unfortunately for him, he just doesn't get her and she leaves him. Vatsyayan accepts the gauntlet of making a 'man' of Aditya and teaching him a thing or two about love...but only as long as Alpha and Omega do not mention 'her'. Who is this woman who makes the great Vatsyayan shudder? Will Vatsyayan manage to transform Aditya into a Casanova?
Mon, Dec 3, 2018
This confidence of their nemesis is a little worrisome for Alpha and Omega but they take solace in the fact that Aditya is the ultimate loser. On earth, Aditya is pining away for Ananya and has lift a bonfire of everything that reminds him of her. Aditya is pissed drunk and despondent when Vatsyayana appears before him in his heavenly garb. The two do not exactly get off on the right foot...eventually Vatsyayan manages to get through to Aditya when he tells him that he can fix his love life. Vatsyayan accompanies Aditya to his regular café and shows him what he is capable of by setting up dates for him with numerous girls. Aditya though is till pining for Ananya and Vatsyayan assures him that he can do anything. Has Vatsyayan bitten more than he can chew? Is there any hope for Vatsyayan?
Fri, Oct 12, 2018
Vatsyayana is fuming because he realizes that he has been set up by Alpha and Omega. But now there is no option - it is a do or die situation and Vatsyayan must transform Aditya and hence starts Aditya's training. And when Aditya refuses to comply, Vatsyayana takes matters in his own hands. He calls Ananya pretending to be Aditya and in a fairly matter of fact manner not only tells her to pick her stuff up but also informs about a trip to Bangkok. Aditya behaves like a wimp and Vatsyayan gets drunk out of frustration. Alpha and Omega are chuffed and tease Vatsyayan about Menaka - his ex-lady love whose name should never have been taken. Will Vatsyayana have to eat the humble pie?
Wed, Dec 19, 2018
Breaking news in the celestial world is that the 'Anus of the Golden Musk Deer' has been stolen. This is the ultimate aphrodisiac that can turn the wimpiest of wimps into ultimate studs. Alpha and Omega are certain that this is Vatsyayan's doing and boy they are right. Vatsyayan sprinkles the extracted elixir on Aditya and tell him to conquer the world. Vatsyayan is quite smug about Aditya's assured transformation when alarm bells begin to ring. Aditya seems to have attracted the wrong kind of female attention including cows and other animals. Ananya hears of this and comes across to taunt him but she is all enchanted as soon as she gets a whiff of the elixir on Aditya. With everything going so well why Vatsyayan is still worried that Aditya would mess this up?
Tue, Jan 29, 2019
It is Vatsyayan's turn to gloat now as he makes fun of Alpha and Omega trying out positions from the Kamasutra. And then there is another distress call from Aditya. He is caught in a situation where two super-hot women are in his bedroom and Ananya has also landed up and now all Aditya wants is for the elixir to stop working. Aditya decides to wash everything off him and Ananya is introduced to Vatsyayan as the 'the' Sex Guru. Ananya is not impressed one bit as she is no longer under the enchantment of the elixir of the anus of the Golden Musk Deer. Ananya storms off and Vatsyayan holds his head as he can see himself as Menaka's slave forever and after. What drastic measures will Vatsyayana take to overcome these desperate times?
Wed, Feb 6, 2019
Alpha and Omega are belittling the Kamasutra because they are assured of their victory. A desperate Aditya is attempting suicide. But he can't even kill himself because Vatsyayan saves him and imparts all his knowledge to Aditya. Drunk on this knowledge and power, Aditya starts believing that he is now the master and not the student. Aditya meets Ananya at the café and she likes this new confident Aditya but he breaks her heart and walks away. Ananya is heartbroken.Has Vatsyayan created a monster? Will Vatsyayan manage to undo this damage and unite Aditya and Ananya?
Wed, Feb 13, 2019
Up above, Alpha and Omega are struggling to open a bottle of champagne to celebrate their almost victory. They tell Vatsyayan that he no longer has a monopoly on love and sex because he has created another him. Unwilling to lose, Vatsyayan does that one thing that is totally against his own rule book. He goes to Ananya. Vatsyayan manages to make Ananya realize that she loves Aditya and that the two are meant to be together and that it is love that makes the world go round and not spite. And now Vatsyayan creates another master in Ananya. Alpha and Omega also decide to resort to break rules and invoke Menaka. What will happen when Vatsayan meets his blast from the past?