Robin Hood (TV Series)

Lardner's Ring (2007)

Keith Allen: Sheriff of Nottingham

Quotes 

• Will Scarlett : You make me sick, you know that? Betraying your old friends. I hope you're enjoying that, Allan. I couldn't live with myself.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : You won't have to for much longer.

• The Fool : I'll make some predictions and then I'll make them come true. Someone in this room will bare their buttocks to the Sheriff tonight.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : Take that man to the dungeons now.

  The Fool : Look, hang on, prediction two. Sir Guy's joint will rise from the dead.

  Guy of Gisborne : What's that supposed to mean?

  The Fool : Your woodcock, sir Guy. I can bring it back to life.