- Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich, to Cherien's Mother] Hi, it's Doug. I've had some work done.
- [first lines]
- Dahlia Malloy: Why didn't you come to bed last night? Huh? What's the matter with you?
- Wayne Malloy: I saw the little baggy your friend K left you last night. The one with the white powder in it?
- Dahlia Malloy: She left it.
- Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne] Of all the assholeholic things you've done, this is the most assholeholic.
- Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] Now, Kimmy, you know how to work the Google thing, huh? Can you find out what a person's supposed to do when another person's done a shit load of meth. Is it the one where you pack their head in ice?
- Kimmie: Huh?
- Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] I'm giving an anti-drug talk at my kid's school. Okay?
- Kimmie: Okay.
- Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich, to Cherien's Mother] It's nice having a Momma. Even a bull shit one like you.
- Karl: You are the head of legal right?
- Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] Am I? I'm not sure what's real anymore. I don't think the bugs are.
- Sam Malloy: Why are we getting the bill for Mountain View Nursing Home for forty seven hundred dollars a month?
- Wayne Malloy: Must be where Cherien's Mother is.
- Dahlia Malloy: [to the children] She's senile.
- Cherien's Mother: You're not Cherien.
- Dahlia Malloy: Well, mostly senile. It's Cherien's Mom.
- Di Di Malloy: Wait, I thought she was in a nursing home.
- Wayne Malloy: [finding Dahlia's cocaine] How big a supply is this? A month? A week?
- [Wayne snorts the cocaine]
- Dahlia Malloy: No, Wayne! No, no!
- Dahlia Malloy: Are you trying to blow this whole thing to Hell?
- Wayne Malloy: How do you like it? Watching someone you love self-destruct.
- Wayne Malloy: I've messed up your whole life.
- Dahlia Malloy: All I've wanted is a messed up life with you.
- Dale Malloy: I've already mailed my services to some of your neighbors. Your back door nighhbour.
- Hartley Underwood: Doug Rich?
- Dale Malloy: That's his name?
- Hartley Underwood: So Doug Rich, he really screwed you over with that paint job?
- Dale Malloy: He can suck shit in Hell for all I care.