- Phil Leotardo: [to Vito Jr] What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. You make me sick.
- Tony Soprano: Marie Spatafore came to see me. She wants a hundred grand to relocate on account of Vito, Jr. already has his own social worker.
- Phil Leotardo: Patty told me there was doin's. I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass
- Tony Soprano: [about Hesh] Did you see that pissy attitude? Come all the way out here to pick him up. Not to mention, give him his fuckin' vig in person. I mean, you believe this fuckin' guy?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: You should tell him to go fuck himself and his 200K. And what's he gonna do about it?
- Tony Soprano: And not pay my debts? Head of the family? How's that gonna look?
- Carlo Gervasi: Who's gonna know? It's like Eddie Valentine.
- Tony Soprano: The guy from Philly? With the polio leg and the built up shoe?
- Carlo Gervasi: Nah, from the fuckin' "Twilight Zone". You musta seen that one. He's a small time hood, he gets shot...
- Tony Soprano: Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land 'cause Vito brought in three times what you do on construction! Yeah! And I didn't have this fuckin' problem!
- Tony Soprano: So, what happened in school today?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: I get blamed for everything
- Tony Soprano: The girl was developed mentally disabled
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [Remains silent]
- Tony Soprano: Uncle Phil said he talked to you. Is he just wasting his breath? Is that what your telling us?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [Continues to remain silent]
- Tony Soprano: This trouble you're causing, I'm very disappointed because you were always a good kid
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: You don't even know me
- Tony Soprano: What's that suppose to mean?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Sometimes you call me "Carlo Jr."
- Tony Soprano: All I know is that I couldn't shut your dad up about how a good kid you were. We were friends you know
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Butt buddies?
- Tony Soprano: Your being funny? That's good because I'm sure you miss him: a lot. Whatever he was and now I'm going to say some things and your going to look at me
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [Looks away, before suddenly raising his voice] I'm not moving to fuckin Maine!
- Tony Soprano: You think anybody wants that? Do you know how much that's going to cost? Your mother?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Whatever
- Tony Soprano: [Grabs his face in anger] listen I'm not some social worker, you knock this weird shit off or I'm going to introduce you to a plate glass window
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Somebody should've told my dad to knock off the weird shit off
- Tony Soprano: You go about and pity yourself. What about your mother? What she's been through?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: What am I suppose to do about it?
- Tony Soprano: Look, your dad's gone. You're the man of the house now. Start fuckin acting like it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Tony is at Dr. Melfi's shortly after having a monetary dispute with Hesh] You got a lot of Jews in your business right?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What do you mean?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This.
- [surveys her office]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: . You gotta hand it to 'em. When it comes to money.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I've found that that's nothing more than an ugly stereotype.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Really? Because I got a friend, you tie a krugerrand to a fishing line, you're gonna land him.
- [makes a sound emulating a fishing line being reeled in]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: . Right up on the dock.
- Tony Soprano: you got word on the power tools?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: yeah, the spics are sending the first truck Friday
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher] how about Alphonse at the hardware store?
- Christopher Moltisanti: ready for the whole load
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: speaking of "loads", you hear the latest on Vito Jr.?
- Christopher Moltisanti: what?
- Tony Soprano: Marie called: he got expelled because he took a shit in the shower in gym class
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [disgusted] whoa
- Christopher Moltisanti: that sick little fuck
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Vito Jr.'s gothic appearance] you should see him: the makeup? And without school, Marie says his shut in his room all day
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the 1999 school shooting] probably thinking about "pulling" a Columbine?
- Tony Soprano: the little girl...
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Francesca
- Tony Soprano: dad's gone, brother's a psycho, mother's a basket case, she's nine years old, what the fuck did she ever do?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [nods] a tragedy, like a pebble in a lake, even the fish feel it
- Tony Soprano: it's not right, Vito was one of us, so he sucked a cock, prior to that, he was our friend: can't just cut his family loose. That piece of shit Phil, his never gonna "pony up", and I'll tell you what, I will never, never forget, that he didn't come through here, never!
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: let it go Tone
- Christopher Moltisanti: this is good of you Tone, helping Marie
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'll always remember it
- Marie Spatafore: [talking privately] I really appreciate you letting me see you and you've been so descent about everything since Vito's death, I just don't know who else
- Tony Soprano: [seeing her become emotional] Alright, alright come on, come on. What can I do?
- Marie Spatafore: [referring to her son] It's little V, the social worker said his just acting out
- Tony Soprano: Social worker?
- Marie Spatafore: Kids' stuff mostly, but so angry. Although, some of what his being accused of it's just persecution. They claim he hung the Patruzo's cat on the garage door but it's totally unfounded
- Tony Soprano: Well, in a way, it's to be expected with Vito passing and all that entrails
- Marie Spatafore: I think the only solution is to move away: from that house, the kids at school
- Marie Spatafore: [while reaching into her purse to take out a piece of paper with the details written on it] I figured it out, I know it's a lot but four hundred thousand, my friend Cheryl lives in Orono, Maine, by the university and there's this two-story cape with solid schools, you always said if there's anything you can do
- Tony Soprano: [nods] Sure, have you talked to his uncle?
- Marie Spatafore: Who?
- Tony Soprano: Phil
- Marie Spatafore: [shakes her head] Phil's not his uncle: him and I are second cousins
- Tony Soprano: Before we get too drastic here and uproot Little Vito and all of you from your friends and family, I should talk to him
- Marie Spatafore: His impossible to talk to
- Tony Soprano: It's not easy to substitute for a dad, I know but maybe... I can fill in here?
- Marie Spatafore: [when he stands up] Ok, but you'll think about it?
- Tony Soprano: Believe me, I'm gonna take care of you and his gonna be ok
- Tony Soprano: [talking privately] Listen, I gotta bring this up
- Phil Leotardo: A favor, already?
- Tony Soprano: excuse me?
- Phil Leotardo: you always have business on your mind: take a night, smell the Cognac
- Tony Soprano: Marie Spatafore came to see me: she wants a hundred grand to relocate on account of Vito, Jr. already has his own social worker
- Phil Leotardo: Patty told me there were doings. I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass?
- Tony Soprano: It's beautifully put but... your family, right? Cousins?
- Phil Leotardo: What can you do, throw money at the problems?
- Tony Soprano: Well, somebody's gonna
- Phil Leotardo: [after lighting up a cigar] I'll talk to the kid: set him "right"
- Tony Soprano: Good
- Tony Soprano: [visiting him late at night] How the fuck are ya?
- Hesh Rabkin: Fuckin prostate, keeps me pissin all night, I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
- Tony Soprano: I talked to Phil about the "split" on the MRI centers, your "cut" is on the way
- Hesh Rabkin: So, how is he?
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you should've heard it tonight, his comments, smug
- Hesh Rabkin: [surprised] Really?
- Tony Soprano: [nods] It worries me. I thought we were getting along pretty good... finally, considering, could be the "hoopers"? Makes you a boss but I still think it's what "went down" with his brother Billy
- Hesh Rabkin: I thought all that got "buried" with your cousin? Did you enjoy the dinner at least?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, I left right after
- Hesh Rabkin: Oh, yeah?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know, I look at my key guys: Paulie, Christopher, my brother-in-law, they must have their own agenda, you know?
- Hesh Rabkin: uh huh
- Tony Soprano: They're all fuckin murderers, for Christ's sake
- Tony Soprano: [after they have an argument] Listen, come here
- Carmela Soprano: What?
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her spec house she built and sold] I'm sorry... I really am. You did real good with that house, I should know, I'm in construction
- Carmela Soprano: [sarcastically] I'm glad to hear you approve
- Tony Soprano: [referring to gambling] I have been losing: fuckin losing right now. I'm on a shitty streak
- Carmela Soprano: So, your solution is to risk more and make things even worse?
- Tony Soprano: You start chasing it and every time you get your hands around it, you fall further backwards
- Carmela Soprano: So, this is about money? Because it didn't feel like it
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the FBI seizing her family's assets causing Ginny to move in with her daughter] I swear to you, you're not gonna be like Ginny. I've been real careful about that and frankly it's not gonna happen to us and I hate that you act around all the time that it will
- Carmela Soprano: [becoming teary eyed] I worry, I do: you already got shot. Now you won't even go down to get the paper, who is out there?
- Tony Soprano: [consoling her] Come on
- Carmela Soprano: What is it? What are the million other possibilities? The FBI waiting to take you away? You eat and you play and pretend there's not a giant piano hanging by a rope just over the top of your head, every minute of every day
- Tony Soprano: That's it. Now I've been thinking about this, I survived a fuckin gunshot wound, What are the odds on that?
- Carmela Soprano: Terrible
- Tony Soprano: So, if you think about it big picture-wise, I'm up
- Tony Soprano: [visiting him late at night, after discussing business, giving him a promotional ball cap for the movie Cleaver] oh, I brought you something
- Tony Soprano: [jokingly, referring to Hesh's forehead] here, cover up that "dome"
- Hesh Rabkin: [disappointed] actually, I was expecting "something else"
- Tony Soprano: [surprised, jokingly] what, the fuckin DVD?
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically] honestly, it's a very unflattering portrait of Italian Americans
- Hesh Rabkin: no, I was thinking some of that two hundred thousand, I loaned you?
- Tony Soprano: oh, Jesus, yeah, that's right
- Hesh Rabkin: [referring to the interest added to the loan] I know it's covered, it's just after a while, with no "vig"
- Tony Soprano: you know, I lost track, I'm glad you didn't
- Hesh Rabkin: I don't wanna be a "stickler"
- Hesh Rabkin: [while Tony takes out money] no it's ok
- Tony Soprano: [as he counts the money, referring to the amount of interest] I got about three grand here, a point and a half good?
- Hesh Rabkin: oh, come on, fuck this
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically, gestures to Hesh's expensive belongings in his home] you gotta "have it", don't want you eating cat food
- Hesh Rabkin: come on, stop it, I don't gotta "have it." I don't want "vig" from you
- Tony Soprano: nah, come on, I should've been on it
- Hesh Rabkin: you sure?
- Tony Soprano: [irritated] Jesus Christ, are we good or what?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [referring to Hesh] it doesn't sound like you think of him as a "friend"
- Tony Soprano: come on, we go way back but that didn't stop him from bustin my balls because I owe him some money
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond] anyway, I needed a little bridge loan for some of the gambling losses we've been talking about
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: still?
- Tony Soprano: I'm good for it
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: why not just stop?
- Tony Soprano: it's a big part of my life
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know but you've been talking about it a lot
- Tony Soprano: well, you lose sometimes, you gotta act like it hurts more than it does, you know, for your guys
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond] if you couldn't lose, what's the fuckin point, huh? See, it's the risk
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: what are you chasing? Money? Or a "high" from winning?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [after he shakes his head] before we end, there's something I need to bring up: you missed a lot of appointments
- Tony Soprano: excuse me, I always give you the required notice or I pay for the hour
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: that's not my point
- Tony Soprano: well, I get busy
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: it's my fault, I've condoned it for a long time
- Tony Soprano: I haven't had a panic attack since my uncle shot me, did you notice that?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: yes
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically] it must be nice to know everything
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: is that the only reason why your here? The panic attacks?
- Tony Soprano: no... this an oasis in my week
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: so, this is vacation?
- Tony Soprano: no, I benefit in many ways
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: decide if you want to keep coming but know there are "protocols" that have to be followed, or I won't be able to continue
- Tony Soprano: [suspiciously] ok, I will
- Phil Leotardo: you know, I didn't come here just to buy you a couple of sundaes
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [correcting him] it's a Silo
- Phil Leotardo: [referring to his gothic appearance] I don't give a fuck what it is, the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore, you make me sick
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [dismissively] so? What's it got to do with you?
- Phil Leotardo: listen, pally, you need to be rebellious, I've raised kids. I get it
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [sarcastically] good for you
- Phil Leotardo: [feeling insulted] you want a smack too? You ever think what this is doing to your mother? What she's been through? How you're upsetting her?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [shrugs] she's just embarrassed
- Phil Leotardo: she cries for you
- Phil Leotardo: [when he doesn't he respond] I'm gonna say this because your old enough to understand
- Phil Leotardo: [sternly, referring to Vito Sr. outed as a homosexual] your family's had enough shame. You should set things right, you understand me?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [shrugs] no
- Phil Leotardo: [irritated] Jesus Christ, be a man: be the kind of man she needs, strong, masculine
- Phil Leotardo: [when he doesn't he respond, looks at his watch points to the Silo] I said my peace, finish that thing. There's no eating in the car
- Hesh Rabkin: never loan friends money
- Eli Kaplan: [referring to Tony] he still won't pay?
- Hesh Rabkin: that's the least of it: his all worked up or something. I don't like the way he talks: hostile remarks. It's not like him, makes me worry
- Eli Kaplan: yeah, I can see that, what're you thinking?
- Eli Kaplan: [after Hesh scoffs and shrugs] come on, Tony's not gonna hurt you
- Hesh Rabkin: you've seen how these Italians work. For the most part, it's ok, get them "cornered", you're dealing with nothing more than an animal
- Eli Kaplan: what, his gonna kill you now?
- Hesh Rabkin: [worried] I don't fuckin know, he's the guy I call to deal with people like him
- Eli Kaplan: He's a rich man: he'll pay
- Hesh Rabkin: [estimating Tony's net worth] minus assets? I'd say... under six
- Eli Kaplan: come on, he's a boss
- Hesh Rabkin: I've known him for a long time, money goes in one hand, right out the other. The more money he makes, the more money he spends, that wife?
- Hesh Rabkin: [referring to Tony killing Hesh so he doesn't have to pay back the loan] at what point is it "cheaper" for him to "settle it" another "way"?
- Blanca Selgado: [while in an expensive restaurant, after the waiter brings her a dish covered by a dome] I didn't order anything
- A.J. Soprano: I ordered for you
- Blanca Selgado: You know I'm trying to watch my weight
- Blanca Selgado: [when noticing him smiling] What is this?
- Blanca Selgado: [after lifting the dome and sees the ring] Oh my God
- Blanca Selgado: Anthony...
- A.J. Soprano: Do you like it?
- Blanca Selgado: It's gorgeous, I don't know what to say
- A.J. Soprano: Look, I know your scared, ok? All the problems you had with Hector's dad, I'm not like that
- Blanca Selgado: I know, it's not just that...
- A.J. Soprano: well, what then? I work my ass off, you know I'll take care of you guys. In three months, I made night manager at the pizzeria, in another three, I'll be in charge of the day shifts too. In a couple years, I'll own a chain of clubs, restaurants, you'll never have to work again. Look, I love you
- Blanca Selgado: I love you too
- A.J. Soprano: so, marry me then, we'll have kids, you always said you want Hector to have brothers and sisters
- Blanca Selgado: [after thinking it over, accepting his proposal] Ok
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to selling her spec house to her cousin Brian] I just got back from the closing
- Tony Soprano: [hugs her] Come here. We should pop the champagne or go out or something?
- Carmela Soprano: Maybe, I don't know
- Tony Soprano: [disappointed] Why not?
- Carmela Soprano: You know why not, it's upsetting this whole thing
- Tony Soprano: Jesus, the lumber again? Your cousin's fucked over a lot of people, trust me. So, how much in the end? All in?
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to the profit after fees and expenses] The purchase of the land, closing costs it must be close to six?
- Tony Soprano: [surprised] Whoa, you know what you should do? You should take a chunk of that and put it on the Jets
- Carmela Soprano: [amused, assuming his joking] Oh, ok, very funny
- Tony Soprano: I'm serious, we can't get hurt
- Carmela Soprano: [confused] We, now?
- Tony Soprano: It's a sure thing Celia, she works at The Bing. She's got a sister, lives in San Diego, she's an Osteopath: she says that the Chargers QB has a hairline fracture in his right leg, and even Vegas doesn't know about it
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond] I didn't say all of it: just a piece of my half
- Carmela Soprano: [after realizing his serious, referring to the money his hiding from the authorities] Your rich, use some of those bundles to cover it
- Tony Soprano: That money's is only for emergencies, you know that. I mean, my other money is tied up in asset allocation
- Carmela Soprano: What is that?
- Tony Soprano: Listen to me, ok? This is the gravy, the win/fall cash: this is the kind of shit you play with
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond, insistently] I'm telling you, we're golden here
- Tony Soprano: [after she ignores him by taking out pots and pans, realizes his mistake] Alright, listen, I shouldn't have mentioned it... I mean it
- Carmela Soprano: [looking worried] It's alright, I just thought this was my money
- Tony Soprano: [rubs her shoulder] Your right, your right
- Tony Soprano: [when seeing the headline of a newspaper stating the Jets lost to the Chargers] God fuckin damn it!
- Carmela Soprano: [after walking down the stairs and into the kitchen] what?
- Carmela Soprano: [when he points to the headline] that's good, right?
- Tony Soprano: no, I only bet ten
- Carmela Soprano: but you won
- Tony Soprano: [irritated, referring to him predicting the winning team with secretive information] what I did say? What did I tell you? It's a "sure thing"
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to predicting winners in sports betting] you talk about this crap like its a science
- Tony Soprano: I lost a lot of fuckin money
- Carmela Soprano: [insistently] you didn't lose
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her discouraging him from betting on that game] we could've turned your "bullshit" into a fuckin million dollars
- Carmela Soprano: [raises her voice, referring to her real estate project] my "bullshit"? That spec house was "my" investment" for "my" future.
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically, anticipating her lecturing] here we go
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to the government confiscating the Sack family's assets as part of his plea deal leaving them in debt] Ginny Sack had to move in with her fuckin daughter
- Tony Soprano: again, with Ginny Sack, John provided, she's a fuckin hysteric
- Tony Soprano: [yells, shakes the newspaper in front of her] you ever think that I know what I'm, doing? You and the furniture, the clothes, and the cars, you would've spent everything I made, "if" I let you
- Carmela Soprano: you know what? The next time you win, I'll take a "cut", and I'll roll the fuckin dice
- Tony Soprano: you already took your "cut" from the bird feeder, don't fuckin deny it again, what? Forty grand in the stock market, I ask for my "piece" but wait there's nothing
- Blanca Selgado: I need to talk to you
- A.J. Soprano: What's the matter?
- A.J. Soprano: [after she gives him a backpack] What's this?
- Blanca Selgado: Your clothes
- A.J. Soprano: I just did laundry couple days ago
- Blanca Selgado: It's not laundry
- A.J. Soprano: [referring to the Puerto Rican Day Parade they originally intended on attending] What are we doing? What about the parade?
- Blanca Selgado: I'm going with my brother
- A.J. Soprano: [confused] What?
- Blanca Selgado: [hands him the engagement ring] I need to give this back to you... I can't keep it
- A.J. Soprano: Why? I mean, I love you
- Blanca Selgado: I love you too
- Blanca Selgado: [after pausing] I don't know, maybe I don't? All I know is I don't feel it
- Tony Soprano: [over the phone] Hey, how you holding up?
- Marie Spatafore: [referring to her son] He snuck out again last night
- Tony Soprano: Like I told you, I wanna help
- Marie Spatafore: God bless you because I don't know what else to do?
- Tony Soprano: Well, I do. There's this camp in Idaho and they handle kids like him
- Marie Spatafore: [confused] Idaho?
- Tony Soprano: You know tough love? I saw it on TV and honestly, I was moved to tears by some of the success stories
- Marie Spatafore: [suspiciously] It's a camp?
- Tony Soprano: A school, camp
- Marie Spatafore: They allow corporal punishment: his guidance counselor told me about those places and they're in Utah and Idaho because state law allows them to strike the kids
- Tony Soprano: But that's just for the deterrent factor. Look, it's eighteen grand and I'm gonna take care of it for you so don't worry
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond, referring to her wanting to relocate due to her son's behavior and losing her husband] There's no geographical solution to a emotional problem: Maine, wherever
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond] Marie?
- Marie Spatafore: [while thinking about his solution] Yeah?
- Tony Soprano: I know it's hard but it's the best thing for him, ok?
- Marie Spatafore: [before he hangs up] Thank you
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