- Cartman: Alright hold on just a second. Are you telling me if you have this Tourette syndrome, you can say whatever you want all the time and never get in trouble?
- Cartman: Good morning, Principal Victoria. Shit balls!
- Principal Victoria: Good morning, Eric.
- Kyle: Did Cartman just say "Shit balls" to the principal?
- Butters: You didn't hear? Well, Cartman has some mental disease called Tourette's syndrome or something.
- Kyle: What?
- Craig Tucker: He's the luckiest kid in the world. If I could say "Shit balls" to the principal, I'd be so happy.
- Kyle: Will you knock it off already?
- Cartman: Kyle, don't you think I wish I could? I'd give anything to be normal like you. Kike!
- Kyle: Don't push me, asshole!
- Mrs. Garrison: Kyle, watch your language!
- [Cartman laughs]
- Craig Tucker: If I could call Chris Hansen an asshole-licking dick fart to his face, I would be so happy.
- Thomas: Shit! Dumb shit!
- Thomas' Mother: Alright, Thomas, maybe we should go?
- Thomas: Alright, Mom. Bitch! Ass! Bitch!
- Thomas' Mother: Here, let's buy you a nice toy to take home.
- Cartman: Dude, that mom is coool.
- Mrs. Garrison: Okay, so what do we get if we multiply a negative number...
- Cartman: Dick tits!
- Mrs. Garrison: When we multiply a negative number by another negative...
- Cartman: Shit! Asshole!... Excuse me.