Susumu Chiba credited as playing...
Isao Kondo
- [Kondo is wearing scuba gear, and is holding a tennis racket]
- Kondo Isao: I'm very athletic. I like tennis and scuba diving, you see...
- Shimura Tae: Decide on one, you damned degenerate!
- Sakata Gintoki: How nice... it's sunset. Duels should be fought in the evening.
- Kondo Isao: You've got a silver tongue, for a silver-headed perm boy.
- Sakata Gintoki: You're pretty articulate yourself, for a gorilla.
- Kondo Isao: I'm not a gorilla! I may look like a gorilla, but I'm not!
- Hijikata Toshiro: [on Kondo] Right about now, he's probably either talking to some government bigwigs, or practicing his swordsmanship alone...
- Kondo Isao: [to Otae] I'm such a pitiful wreck. There's no way any woman would go for me. I'm just no good.
- Sakata Gintoki: Idiot. I'm not going to run for small fry like you.
- Kondo Isao: Finally. You're late! Were you getting your hair dyed or something?
- Sakata Gintoki: A hero never dyes his hair! I needed sugar!
- Kondo Isao: I never heard of a hero who needs a sugar rush to fight.
- Kondo Isao: You're a good man. No, you're an honorable man. Kid, lend me your bokuto.
- Sakata Gintoki: You're a good man too. Use that, my pride and joy, the Touya-ko.
- Sakata Gintoki: You're so naive, Soooo naive... to think that an enemy would give you his weapon. I fixed it earlier so that it'd break if you so much as swung it around.
- Sakata Gintoki: It would be stupid for anyone to lose anything over a matter like this. This was the best way to settle it painlessly.
- Kondo Isao: [on the ground, beaten up] This is painless?