Robert Knepper credited as playing...
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell
- Trishanne: So...
- [Theodore turns around startled]
- Trishanne: ... couple of scruffy guys walk in, tell me they are from
- [pauses]
- Trishanne: the insurance company and they offer me 10,000$ if I know where you are.
- [pauses]
- Trishanne: Something tells me there's a better offer on the table.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Well, I be, Trishanne. You just caught yourself a leprechaun. And as the legend goes, you got yourself one wish, anything in the world.
- Trishanne: Oh really?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: And I am bound to grant it.
- Trishanne: Yeah? Well, your commencement check's sitting on my desk, waiting to be signed. That's a pretty nice pot of gold.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Before you say another word...
- [looks around]
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Now, it's true, leprechauns cannot refuse their captors demands, but
- [pauses as he approaches her]
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: if they deem her to be greedy or covetous, whatever she desires will certainly be accompanied with disastrous tidings.
- [pauses and smiles]
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Or so the legend goes.
- Trishanne: [thinks of her options] 3% of all your commission from here on out.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: [smiles] Done.