World's Biggest Penis (TV Movie 2006) Poster

(2006 TV Movie)

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7/10
Jonah "King Dick" Falcon and his minions The Junkyard, show us how pathetic we really are.
ElijahCSkuggs17 July 2008
The World's Biggest Penis is the documentary based on the sex life of the Blue Whale. Being the largest living creature on Earth, it's no surprise at all that it also has the biggest weiner as well.

But I kid. The flick's about some weirdo named Jonah Falcon who's got a 13.5 inch piece of work. You also are "treated" to some penis facts and some interviews with other dudes with huge dongs. You're given a glimpse into the life of a gay man nicknamed Meat who's got a 12 inch sausage in his pants. Meat gives you the Ins and outs of what it's like to have a huge dingaling and what type of special things he needs to do to prepare himself for sex or for just walking around. The main star is Jonah of course, since he does have the world's biggest peepee.

What you have here with The World's Biggest Penis is just a lot of shots of limp cocks. Actually, gigantic limp cocks. It's pretty fascinating to us "normies", but after a while, you realize the bigger these piles of junk get, the uglier and weirder looking they become.

One question they don't ever mention is balls to dick ratio. I wouldn't mind knowing if their balls are huge too. Also, how often do they sit on their packages? It must be a lot. Hell, I tend to sit on mine once in a while.

Nevertheless, it's a decently entertaining flick on Jonah and the community of monstrous boner people. Give it a look see if you're even slightly into the wide world of amazing......I'm running out of weiner names here.......Peters.
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9/10
Interesting, obviously
opiaterein10 April 2010
A not overly long documentary about several men with exceptionally large manhood and how their size has affected their lives. I'm not sure why this one has such a mediocre score, it's not as if it's poorly done. Perhaps some people were angry they didn't get to see any uncensored monstrous erections.

You're probably not going to find many other documentaries on this subject, so if you have about an hour with nothing to do and are interested in how your life might have been if you had a massive willy, this one shouldn't disappoint (unless you want uncensored erections, but you know there's porn for that.)
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10/10
Decent (no homo)
Bendkg25099 July 2018
Maybe slightly homo. 10/10 from me. I saw it with my family and we all loved it, especially my 93 year old gran, you will too!
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