You Move You Die (2007 Video)

Julian Harrison: Rob

Quotes 

• Rob : What the hell is a cockjam, anyway?

  Mike : I dunno, I just made it up then.

  Rob : Clearly.

• Mike : Let's go negotiate

  Rob : Can we do it with a bat?

• Mike : You shot her?

  Rob : Yeah.

  Mike : You don't think that's a bit excessive?

  Rob : No, not really.

• Mike : [Rob has just killed their informant]  What the fuck are you doing?

  Rob : Negotiating.

  Mike : What the fuck kind of negotation is that?

  Rob : It was effective wasn't it?

  Mike : Bullshit! You just shot him. That's not effective negotiation, that's just shootin' a guy.

  Rob : Well it worked didn't it?

• Mike : Ah dude, you shot a hot chick, you can't shoot a hot chick it ruins the ratio!

  Rob : What ratio?

  Mike : The fuckin hot chick to normal chick ratio! Look there's 10 hot chicks in a city right, and 500,000 normal bitches. It's a 1 to 50,000 ratio, not anymore, you fucked it!

  Rob : You swear a lot.

  Mike : Fuck you!

  Rob : See!

  Mike : Yeah, and you shoot people a lot you nut, I'll take the fuckin swearing. Now what the fuck are we gunna do?

• Rob : It is a dry cleaners mate.

  Mike : I know that dick wad but you shot the guy! He's fuckin currently in the spa, and some would call him dead! you shot him remember? He's not dry cleaning anymore! I dunno how to do it, what the fuck is dry cleaning anyway? How the fuck do you clean something without makin it wet?

  Rob : It's some sort of chemical deal where they...

  Mike : Ah shut the fuck up! Just get the bodies.