Cobie Smulders credited as playing...
Robin Scherbatsky
- Barney: Ted, you're crazy! This girl is blinding you... with her shiny hair and boob-shaped boobs!
- [turns to Robin]
- Barney: This is bad for you, too, you know. How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
- Robin Scherbatsky: I'm not wearing makeup right now...
- Barney: Holy crap, you're beautiful!
- Barney Stinson: Question one: Ted, do you want to move in with Robin?
- Ted Mosby: Yes.
- Barney Stinson: Wrong! The answer is: No, I secretly want to stay single and spend time with my awesome friend Barney. Question two: Robin, do you think you can score someone hotter than Ted?
- [pause]
- Barney Stinson: Correct! The answer was awkward silence. Question Three: Did I make up this quiz to prove a point? Yes. Yes, I did.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Really? You mean it wasn't from Yellow Legal Pad Monthly?
- Barney Stinson: You haven't moved in yet, have you? Good. You guys have to take this quiz. I found it in a magazine. It's called the "Are you ready to move in together?" quiz.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Well, if it's anything like you're "Are you wearing panties" quiz, I'm out.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [On the phone] Um, so if you could go ahead and cancel my subscription to Guns and Ammo, that would be great. No, it's a great magazine. Really great. They've printed three of my letters. It's just that my boyfriend is moving in and he kind of doesn't approve of the whole gun thing. A free hand grenade phone?
- [pause]
- Robin Scherbatsky: You know what? Let me give you my work address.
- Marshall Eriksen: [giving Ted his sword] It's a real bummer breaking up the set, but you're going to need it.
- Robin Scherbatsky: He's right. My building is infested with dragons.
- Ted Mosby: [flipping through Robin's DVDs] You have anything that wasn't made by John Woo?
- Robin Scherbatsky: [exhales, amused] Why? Do you?