Rules of Engagement (TV Series)
Kids (2007)
Patrick Warburton: Jeff Bingham
Quotes
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Audrey : [banging on door] C'mon Jeff, you don't have to read all the magazines.
Jeff : Dammit! You made me miss.
Audrey : What ?
Jeff : You made me miss. You knocked just as I was teeing off and I shanked it.
Audrey : Are you nude ?
Jeff : If I'm gonna do this, I'm going to do it right. And, why did you knock ?
Audrey : Well, I'm sorry but you were taking forever.
Jeff : I was romancing myself.
Audrey : Why? You know how easy you are...
Jeff : With you maybe. With myself, I like a little foreplay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a quick nap, and then play the back nine.
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[Jeff and Audrey at the doctor's office to do a fertility test]
Jeff Bingham : Ok. Great. So, how much do you need?
Doctor : Excuse me?
Audrey Bingham : He's just a little nervous. Honey, you just do your thing once and they will take what they need.
Jeff Bingham : Oh, ok. So, can we have your office for about 10 minutes? Doc?
Audrey Bingham : Jeff!
Doctor : Actually, we have a private room in which you can produce the sample.
Jeff Bingham : By myself?
Audrey Bingham : Yes. The moment you've been practicing for all these years.
Jeff Bingham : She's just kidding. I don't...
Doctor : It's fine.
Jeff Bingham : Ok, I do.
Doctor : In the room you will find an assortment of visual aids.
Jeff Bingham : Sex magazines?
Doctor : Yes
Jeff Bingham : Nice. Where are they stashed?
Doctor : They're right there in plain view.
Jeff Bingham : Very nice.
[Later, Jeff in the private room, Reading a playpen magazine]
Jeff Bingham : Wow. Interview with Brett Favre.